This is Yukkuri demasu!
The first post in October!
I have given Mira’s poststory 3 (~5000s word!) to my editor... While waiting for him, here another Hiki-NEET story....
After this I‘ll translate Takarakuji 23....
While slowly translating Slime 103.
Please remember, this is not so literal Japanese translation, some mistranslation might happen.
Oh yeah, from this chapter onward Kotarou will be “speaking” with “” quotation mark.
Chapter 1: Yuuji A “Hiki-NEET” Evolves into “Loner NEET”
Part 8: Yuuji, Magnificently Ignoring the Dangerous Situation
294: 1 desu
There is a huge spider
295: Anonymous NEET
296: Anonymous NEET
Isn't it since it in rural area?
297: Anonymous NEET
Since it Tochigi or Ibaraki right?
298: Anonymous NEET
There are also some inside my house
299: 1 desu
Its size was about my head
300: Anonymous NEET
301: Anonymous NEET
302: Anonymous NEET
303: Anonymous NEET
304: Anonymous NEET
What kind of image is it?
305: Anonymous NEET
Leveled Up Spider
306: 1 desu
No no no no
307: Anonymous NEET
It needs great effort to tamper with every exif entry
I’m sure the lens is not for close-up photography
308: Anonymous NEET
What are you proudly talking about 307
309: Anonymous NEET
Like the acorn professor
This thread has a lot of weird people
I made a mistake
Has a lot of weird NEET
310: Professor Acorn
Did someone call for me?
311: Anonymous ETNE
I won’t recognize it!!
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Yuuji was grinding his teeth from the lack of response to the spider when his ear picked up loud noises.
「Is it from outside? Is someone coming...?!」
He descended the stairs noisily, wearing the sandals, and then he opened the entranceway door.
What appeared in his eyes were child-sized creatures with green skin. There were 2 of them.
While saying “Gegyagugya”, they strike at the gate with thick wooden club.
However strangely, there was no sound of the club striking the metal. But “*Gago....ga....*”, as if there was an invisible wall before the gate.
Yuuji who returned to his senses, immediately returned to his room.
「Those must be goblins....! Camera Camera!!」
Just like a fool. He really was vexed by the lack of reaction to the giant spider.
He woke up the sleeping Kotarou with rough shaking. “Mou, what is it?”
As if she want to say that as she was taken along by Yuuji with a camera in his hand to the outside.
He set up the tripod, put the camera atop of it, and startup the camera. He rushed over to the gate while carrying Kotarou. He put Kotarou near his feet. He took out the prepared A4 paper with his ID written on it. Click the wireless shutter. Ran to the camera and checked the back display. Lastly, he made a victory pose.
「Hell yeah! It’s captured splendidly!」
Just like a fool. He took out the memory card from the camera, entered the house while carrying Kotarou, climbed the stairway. He was neglecting the goblins.
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315: 1 desu
【News Flash】 Goblin has come!
316: Anonymous NEET
Yes yes image processing goodbye
317: Anonymous NEET
318: Anonymous NEET
319: Anonymous NEET
No, isn’t this cosplay?
320: Anonymous NEET
Just children cosplaying
321: Camera Ossan
As always the timestamp and location information are THAT but
There is no strangeness in the exif beside those points
322: Anonymous ETNE
Your Name! I also won’t recognize this fellow!
323: Anonymous MEAT
1-san's derpy face is annoying isn’t it?
324: Anonymous NEET
If this is CG, it will consume time and resource right?
So, it’s either cosplay or that one
325: Camera Ossan
Hey 1, that model can also record video
326: 1 desu
327: Anonymous NEET
After that, no one see 1’s figure again.
328: Anonymous MEAT
Nuooooo, wrong feeling!
329: Anonymous ETNE
346: 1 desu
Here it is
347: Anonymous NEET
348: Anonymous ETNE
349: Anonymous MEAT
350: Anonymous NEET
351: Anonymous NEET
352: Well Informed NEET
If 1 made this with CG
Go get some work
353: Professor Acorn
By the way, this 1
In front of hostile creatures, he is calm
354: Anonymous MEAT
For the first thing, whether this CG or not, just leave it
Let’s think what 1 should do next
355: Anonymous ETNE
If about using CG, then that guy who I shall not interact with is good
356: Overwhelming Dog-Person
Kotarou, cute Kotarou
Although the Goblins swinging their club intensely
Ignoring them and play with 1, Kotarou is cute
357: 1 desu
This is real thing
What’s the best thing to do?
As expected, should I bump them off?
358: Anonymous NEET
The first thing is give a greeting
359: Anonymous NEET
Have Intelligence behavior, huh?
360: Anonymous NEET
I overwhelmingly want a woman knight
361: Anonymous MEAT
To begin with, do you have a weapon?
362: 1 desu
Things that can be used
Mountain climbing ice axe
Tree pruning shears
Old man’s golf club
I know. Kotarou is cute. Also smart
363: Anonymous ETNE
There you have it
364: Anonymous MEAT
You have substantial mountain climbing tools
For a hiki-neet you are quite active
365: Cool NEET
What experience do 1 have?
Martial arts or hand to combat sports
366: Anonymous NEET
You can’t possibly a protagonist of ancient martial arts series can you?
367: Well Informed NEET
Nah, not possible
If it ancient martial arts, you can find a lot of Dojos in Japan
368: 1 desu
No experience in martial arts
No experience in combat sports
Never been in a fight
369: Anonymous NEET
What is hedge clipper?
370: Well Informed NEET
Then I think something long
Tree pruning shears
Or golf club
The tools the gardener use to cut the hedge
371: Anonymous NEET
Daringly go barehanded
372: Anonymous MEAT
Do some grapple
373: Anonymous ETNE
Aim for the world top with JUDO
374: Cool NEET
From the gate you can aim at their neck and finish them with one hit
After thinking about the killing power, one possible choice is hedge clipper
375: 1 desu
The goblins are gone
376: Anonymous NEET
377: Camera Ossan
For now just always video the gate
Though it will depend on the memory card capacity
Combined with that good camera then
I think it could go for four hours
What do you do when a Goblin attack your house? Posit in the buleltin board, that is....
Oh yeah this is the map of Kanto Plain, so people who don’t know where Gunma, Tochigi or Ibaraki could see it (all of them is on North Kanto).
 Ossan is how you call a middle aged man (although it relatively rude and informal)
 Corrupted if you forget
 Yep.... It’s F***, but with the “ck” syllable omitted: ファッ
 Kobujutsu read this for more information I read somewhere that the difference from modern martial arts school is that Kobujutsu is geared to killing enemy less than subduing them (since it was for warfare)