10 nen goshi no HikiNEET o Yamete Gaishutsushitara Jitaku goto Isekai ni Ten’ishiteta. Chapter 1 - Part 8

Translator Corner

This is Yukkuri demasu!

The first post in October! 

I have given Mira’s poststory 3 (~5000s word!) to my editor... While waiting for him, here another Hiki-NEET story....

After this I‘ll translate Takarakuji 23....

While slowly translating Slime 103.

Please remember, this is not so literal Japanese translation, some mistranslation might happen.

Oh yeah, from this chapter onward Kotarou will be “speaking” with “” quotation mark.

Translator:

Yukkuri Oniisan

Editor:

Moose

Chapter 1: Yuuji A “Hiki-NEET” Evolves into “Loner NEET”

Part 8: Yuuji, Magnificently Ignoring the Dangerous Situation

294: 1 desu

Hey

Hey

There is a huge spider

295: Anonymous NEET

Woa

296: Anonymous NEET

Isn't it since it in rural area?

297: Anonymous NEET

Since it Tochigi or Ibaraki right?

298: Anonymous NEET

There are also some inside my house

299: 1 desu

Its size was about my head

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

300: Anonymous NEET

1 perspective

301: Anonymous NEET

Close this

302: Anonymous NEET

Close this

303: Anonymous NEET

Caution: Grotesque

304: Anonymous NEET

Eh?

What kind of image is it?

305: Anonymous NEET

Leveled Up Spider

306: 1 desu

No no no no

It’s real

307: Anonymous NEET

It needs great effort to tamper with every exif[1] entry

I’m sure the lens is not for close-up photography

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

308: Anonymous NEET

What are you proudly talking about 307

309: Anonymous NEET

Like the acorn professor

This thread has a lot of weird people

I made a mistake

Has a lot of weird NEET

310: Professor Acorn

Did someone call for me?

311: Anonymous ETNE

Name Name!

I won’t recognize it!!

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*Gagonn....*!

Yuuji was grinding his teeth from the lack of response to the spider when his ear picked up loud noises.

「Is it from outside? Is someone coming...?!」

He descended the stairs noisily, wearing the sandals, and then he opened the entranceway door.

What appeared in his eyes were child-sized creatures with green skin. There were 2 of them.

While saying “Gegyagugya”, they strike at the gate with thick wooden club.

However strangely, there was no sound of the club striking the metal. But “*Gago....ga....*”, as if there was an invisible wall before the gate.

Yuuji who returned to his senses, immediately returned to his room.

「Those must be goblins....! Camera Camera!!」

Just like a fool. He really was vexed by the lack of reaction to the giant spider.

He woke up the sleeping Kotarou with rough shaking. “Mou, what is it?”

As if she want to say that as she was taken along by Yuuji with a camera in his hand to the outside.

He set up the tripod, put the camera atop of it, and startup the camera. He rushed over to the gate while carrying Kotarou. He put Kotarou near his feet. He took out the prepared A4 paper with his ID written on it. Click the wireless shutter. Ran to the camera and checked the back display. Lastly, he made a victory pose.

「Hell yeah! It’s captured splendidly!」

Just like a fool. He took out the memory card from the camera, entered the house while carrying Kotarou, climbed the stairway. He was neglecting the goblins.

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315: 1 desu

【News Flash】 Goblin has come!

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

316: Anonymous NEET

Yes yes image processing goodbye

.......eh?

317: Anonymous NEET

Huh?

318: Anonymous NEET

Seriously?

319: Anonymous NEET

No, isn’t this cosplay?

320: Anonymous NEET

Just children cosplaying

321: Camera Ossan[2]

As always the timestamp and location information are THAT[3] but

There is no strangeness in the exif beside those points

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

322: Anonymous ETNE

>>321

Your Name! I also won’t recognize this fellow!

323: Anonymous MEAT

1-san's derpy face is annoying isn’t it?

324: Anonymous NEET

If this is CG, it will consume time and resource right?

So, it’s either cosplay or that one

325: Camera Ossan

Hey 1, that model can also record video

Go quick

326: 1 desu

Video huh?

I’ll go

327: Anonymous NEET

After that, no one see 1’s figure again.

328: Anonymous MEAT

Nuooooo, wrong feeling!

329: Anonymous ETNE

Ugh...

・

・

・

346: 1 desu

Here it is

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

347: Anonymous NEET

Fu-!?[4]

348: Anonymous ETNE

Fu-!?

349: Anonymous MEAT

Fu-!?

350: Anonymous NEET

Seriously!

351: Anonymous NEET

Serious!?

352: Well Informed NEET

If 1 made this with CG

Hollywood Level

Go get some work

353: Professor Acorn

By the way, this 1

In front of hostile creatures, he is calm

354: Anonymous MEAT

For the first thing, whether this CG or not, just leave it

Let’s think what 1 should do next

355: Anonymous ETNE

That’s right

If about using CG, then that guy who I shall not interact with is good

356: Overwhelming Dog-Person

Kotarou, cute Kotarou

Although the Goblins swinging their club intensely

Ignoring them and play with 1, Kotarou is cute

357: 1 desu

This is real thing

What’s the best thing to do?

As expected, should I bump them off?

358: Anonymous NEET

The first thing is give a greeting

359: Anonymous NEET

Have Intelligence behavior, huh?

It have.

360: Anonymous NEET

It have.

I overwhelmingly want a woman knight

361: Anonymous MEAT

To begin with, do you have a weapon?

Copper sword?

362: 1 desu

Things that can be used

Hatchet

Mountain climbing ice axe

Trekking pole

Survival knife

Kitchen knife

Hammer

Saw

Tree pruning shears

Hedge clippers

Old man’s golf club

>> 356

I know. Kotarou is cute. Also smart

363: Anonymous ETNE

There you have it

364: Anonymous MEAT

You have substantial mountain climbing tools

For a hiki-neet you are quite active

365: Cool NEET

What experience do 1 have?

Martial arts or hand to combat sports

366: Anonymous NEET

You can’t possibly a protagonist of ancient martial arts[5] series can you?

367: Well Informed NEET

Nah, not possible

If it ancient martial arts, you can find a lot of Dojos in Japan

368: 1 desu

No experience in martial arts

No experience in combat sports

Never been in a fight

369: Anonymous NEET

What is hedge clipper?

370: Well Informed NEET

Then I think something long

Tree pruning shears

Or golf club

>>369

The tools the gardener use to cut the hedge

That one.

371: Anonymous NEET

Daringly go barehanded

372: Anonymous MEAT

Do some grapple

373: Anonymous ETNE

Aim for the world top with JUDO

374: Cool NEET

From the gate you can aim at their neck and finish them with one hit

After thinking about the killing power, one possible choice is hedge clipper

375: 1 desu

Ah

Everyone, sorry

The goblins are gone

376: Anonymous NEET

Disperse

377: Camera Ossan

For now just always video the gate

Though it will depend on the memory card capacity

Combined with that good camera then

I think it could go for four hours

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What do you do when a Goblin attack your house? Posit in the buleltin board, that is....

Oh yeah this is the map of Kanto Plain, so people who don’t know where Gunma, Tochigi or Ibaraki could see it (all of them is on North Kanto).

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[1] exif: exchangeable image file format, see this. Tampered image (or photoshopped image)have their exif value changed or erased. It is possible to tamper with exif value but it’s time consuming (at least that what my Google-fu said). As you can see from this site, there a lot of exif value fields

[2] Ossan is how you call a middle aged man (although it relatively rude and informal)

[3] Corrupted if you forget

[4] Yep.... It’s F***, but with the “ck” syllable omitted: ファッ

[5] Kobujutsu read this for more information I read somewhere that the difference from modern martial arts school is that Kobujutsu is geared to killing enemy less than subduing them (since it was for warfare)