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This is Yukkuri demasu!
Mira’s LN chapter 1 part 1/2 is 50% edited.
Kazura’s Chapter 25 is 33% edited.
The editors seem to be busy with their RL, so it can’t be helped. Let’s
just wait for them to finish it.
In the meantime, here’s another Yuuji’s story.
DISCLAIMER: I don’t guarantee that I translate 100%
correct, or my English grasp on grammar is good
Translator:
Yukkuri Oniisan
Editor:
Kinuhata
Chapter 2: Yuuji a “Loner-NEET” Evolves into
“NEET”
Part 10. Bulletin Board Yuuji,
Reporting the Another World Situation by Uploading Video of Magic
【Loner-Neet】I finally came out after 10 years, but my home came to another-worldish
place 【Part-2】
1: Cool NEET
This is the thread to enjoy the report, images and videos of another world
that 「1desu」 has uploaded.
Is it really another world? How did he fabricate it? This is the thread to
verify ths.
The next thread will be set up after this thread reaches >>980
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923: Yuuji
It’s serious it’s freaking serious[1]
924: Anonymous ETNE
This Hachibe, no, that’s wrong... this Yuuji
What has made you flustered, lad?[2]
925: Anonymous NEET
>>924 What’s with the old man way of talking?
926: Yuuji
Since there’s quite a lot that I want to report
First big news is that
Alice has become my stepsister
927: YES Lolita NO Touch
A sister that’s unrelated by blood....
Huh?
Something red flowed from my eyes.....
928: Anonymous NEET
Just death!
Ups a mistake
Just die![3]
929: Anonymous NEET
Oh God
Please smite Yuuji
930: Yuuji
Prepare for something intense
According to Alice there seems to be villages and city inside the forest
This is a great forest that’s being pioneered and opened
From Alice’s village to the city is about one day away waling at an adult’s
pace
Also the highest ruler is the King, and the feudal lord in the city seems
to be a knight
931: Well Informed NEET
The territory of a knight, right?
Did he possess the territory first then gain a peerage as a knight?
Or was the territory a part from the Knight peerage?
Or maybe, as a distinguishable service as a knight he was given a territory?[4]
At any rate, it seems there are nobles and a system of governance.
932: Cool NEET
If it’s 「Knights」, they’ve existed since
Ancient Rome until Middle Ages[5]
But the likely winners are of course the European Middle Ages
Yuuji, do you know where the city is located?
Do you know how many days Alice has wandered in the forest?
933: Anonymous MEAT
Oooo, Civilization!
But the template seems to be European Middle Age
I want more of twist on it...
934: Professor Acorn
At any rate, that’s good news!
Even for me, it’s impossible to survive only on acorns everyday!
935: Yuuji
It looks like Alice was in the forest for about 3-5 days
She seems to not remember very clearly
I‘m not sure, but it seems that the city is near the river
I still have more new information
Beastkin certainly exist, of course they have kemomimi[6]
Elf and dwarf are also mentioned in stories
936: Overwhelming Dog-Person
Hyahou! [7]
937: YES Lolita NO Touch
Are there any Loli-Elves?
Are the female dwarves also a lolis?
938: Anonymous NEET
Images!
Where’s the images!
939: Anonymous NEET
A European Medieval flavored Fantasy template...
940: Well-Informed NEET
No wait
If Dvergar[8]
is mentioned in the stories
It might not be European Middle Ages but the Dark Ages
With Witch Hunt, Black Death, War, or Crusaders
I like dark fantasy stories like that.[9]
941: Anonymous NEET
Yuuji enters a mercenary troupe and then gets betrayed
Carrying a big f*cking swords on his back
With an artificial arm he then starts his journey
I can already imagine the story
942: Cool NEET
Beastkin, Elevs, Dwarves
Fantasy races exist?
Since it’s Fantasy then what about the inseparable magic?
943: Yuuji
I waiting for someone to say that 942
I have the videos
Miracles and magic do exist
Every magic that Alice can use
Daily Life Magic: Ignition[10]
http://**************
Daily Life Magic: Desalination[11]
http://**************
Daily Life Magic: Breeze[12] but it’s hard to see
http://**************
Fire Magic: Fireball[13]
http://**************
Earth Magic: Slingshot[14]
http://**************
944: Anonymous ETNE
Fu-!
945: Anonymous NEET
This is fine CG
946: Anonymous NEET
Oi
Isn’t this some high level CG?
Is this really an advertisement for a film trailer?
947: YES Lolita NO Touch
Hyahou!
Magical☆Girl Bombastic Birth! Right!
Alice-chan is cute Alice-chan!
948: Anonymous MEAT
Eh? What do you think?
There is no guro[15]?
Is it fine?
949: Cool NEET
It’s a video of Alice-chan making fire or water in the garden
There is no guro
She surely is cute
950: Anonymous NEET
She can use fireball and slingshot fine but
She seems to be a bit puzzled and cast it with difficulty
It’s slow and doesn’t go far, so it’s kinda cute
951: Cool NEET
It’s decided to be a Fantasy Europish with a lot of races and magic
But the time period is still unknown
952: YES Lolita NO Touch
Never mind the small details!
Yuuji, put some costume on Alice!
953: Camera Ossan
When the fire came out it also properly cast shadows
If it’s a doctored CG video then the level is very high
But since video is not my specialty I don’t really know
954: Cool NEET
If Alice can use magic then is magic widespread?
Can Yuuji also be able to use magic?
955: Anonymous ETNE
I am a wizard[16]
but I can’t use magic
956: Anonymous MEAT
O, oh!
Cheer up 955!
I-I also the same....
957: Yuuji
I don’t know if magic is widespread or not.
But it seems that among the village children, only Alice can use magic
I still can’t use magic
For now, here’s a video of Alice teaching how to use magic
http://**************
958: Anonymous NEET
Alright! With this I will also earn about magic!
I will think of a cool aria!
959: Anonymous ETNE
Eh?
960: Anonymous NEET
What is this?
961: Well Informed NEET
I can’t understand what Alice or Yuuji is saying
Is the voice sped up?
962: Anonymous NEET
I can’t understand what they are talking about
963: Anonymous MEAT
I have been waiting in expectation
If the voice had been tampered, it’s really cruel!
964: Anonymous NEET
Did he forget to put subtitle?
It must be a foreign funded film, huh?
965: Yuuji
Eh?
What are all of you talking about?
Alice and I are speaking normally you know...?
966: Cool NEET
Ah, I see....
The reason why they understand each other
Yuuji is also speaking in that mysterious language
It’s that kind of setting, huh?
By the way what are both of you talking about?
967: Yuuji
Eh? Eh?
Well, whatever, let’s see...
Yuuji 「Alice, how do you use magic?」
Alice 「I think I want to make fire, *uun*, then put it
*nnnn*, and my belly become *pokapoka* warm. And then, after it *guruguru*, move
it to the hand, and thinking “fire ignite!” then “Ei!” it will happen」[17]
Yuuji 「Indeed I don’t understand」
968: Anonymous NEET
Indeed I don’t understand
969: Anonymous ETNE
It’s a matter where I understand the words but not the meaning
970: Cool NEET
Please explain it with mana or magic power or something like that....
No, perhaps it’s only because Alice-chan doesn’t know about it
At any rate, the city the city!
Yuuji, move your ass to the city!
971: YES Lolita NO Touch
Alice-chan who close her eyes and makes *uun* sound
Alice-chan who charge her hand and makes *gugu* sound
Alice-chan who wave her hand and yells *ei*
Cutie~
What is the child actor’s name?
She is missing from my database
972: Anonymous NEET
971 is really gross
973: Anonymous MEAT
Gentlemen let’s just be honest here
People who do the things taught by Alice-chan and make *nnnn*gugu*ei*! sounds
(`・ω・´)ノ
974: Camera Ossan
(`・ω・´)ノ
975: YES Lolita NO Touch
(*´Д`)ノ
I also do it with the moves!
976: Anonymous ETNE
(o’Д’)ノ
I also do it with chanting aria!
977: Cool NEET
(`・ω・´)ノ
978: Well Informed NEET
(`・ω・´)ノ
979: Overwhelming Dog-Person
(`・ω・´)ノ
980: Yuuji
(`・ω・´)ノ
981: Professor Acorn
>> 980, ah, Yuuji-kun next thread please
982: Yuuji
(*`・ω・)ゞ
983: YES Lolita NO Touch
All things considered, 「First, big news」
Is about bringing home a stepsister....
I understand you, Yuuji
☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽
EMOJI Dictionary:
(`・ω・´)ノ : Raise your hand, I give my motion on this, I agree, me too
(*`・ω・)ゞ: Saluting *aye*aye*sir!*
(*´Д`)ノ: Raising the hand while talking
(o’Д’)ノ: Raising the hand while being embarrassed
My favorite phrase for this chapter:
"Something red flowed from my eyes"
and
"Indeed I don’t understand"
Naruhodo wakaran
なるほどわからん
[1] The original is てへんだ, てへんだtehenda, tehenda, a Sendai
dialect variation for大変だtaihenda
[2] 924 speak in an old men way of speak with a lot of “じゃjya” Hard to render it to English
[3] Both are pronounced “しねshine”, Where the speaker command
the listener to GO DIE. The first form is氏ね (is a deliberate way to write
shine, but the kanji used is wrong, usually to evade being censored) the second
form is 死ね the real
kanji for “shine”.
[4] What 932 means: The first: Had a lot of land ➔ grant a peerage (noble is major landholder from opening
new land or conquering new land – like late Rome, land belong to him from the
start) like the Equites of Rome.
The second: grant a peerage à receive land or territory
according to that peerage (noble receive demesne like Middle Age Britain, land
belong to the peerage), like the Knights in France or England.
The third: have a peerage but bestowed with land as achievement (noble
is mainly landless but maybe granted land from the country, land may or may not
be inherited by the successor).
[5] Fun Fact: In Rome they are referred as Equestrian or
Equites Order. Their political power is just second to the Patrician
[6] Kemomimi or kemonomimi: Have beasty ears, what the
English furry term for it? Too lazy too google.....
[7] A cute way to say yahoo, yeah, etc in great glee
[8] Dvergar is the proper old Nordic name for Dwarf
[9] Just go and read Kuro no Maou.
[10]生活魔法:着火Seikatsu Mahou: Chakka. Seikatsu
means daily life as like for cleaning, washing, cooking, working, etc. Chakka
can also means kindling fire, but ignition sounds cooler...
Livelihood
Magic sounds strange, Living Magic imply there are Dying Magic and if it just
Life Magic will be confused with Healing Magic, so I choose Daily Life Magic.
Or maybe
it should be Housework Magic
(・〰・)
[11]生活魔法:造水 Seikatsu Mahou: Zousui
[12]生活魔法:微風 Seikatsu Mahou: Soyokaze
[13]火魔法:火の玉 Hi Mahou: Hinotama. I use Hi
(kunyomi) and not Ka (onyomi) Since it’s not Katon no Jutsu.
[14] 土魔法:石つぶてTsuchi
Mahou: Ishitsubute. Although it can be called Do Mahou (onyomi), I use Tsuchi
(kunyomi) like for Hi Mahou for consistency sake. Also Ishitsubute means
throwing rock/stone, since it sounds not cool, I change it to slingshot, since
it sling a shot of rock, get it? Okay that’s a lame joke
[15] Guro in the meaning of grotesque, gore and blood....
Not my little brother blog (he’s translating 112 to 114 by the way)
[16] Wizard (魔法使いMahoutsukai) a slang for male
virgin that was >30 years old. If >40 y.o. virgin it’s was a sage (賢者Kenja), if >50 then it’s Rafael... I mean Great
Sage (大賢者Daikenja)
[17] It also doesn’t that make that much sense in Japan RAW
since Alice mainly use onomatopoeia and grunting, and so much ne. Such childish and girlish way of
talking is lost in translation to English.
There's a reference to berserk manga! (entered a mercenary troupe, get betrayed
ReplyDeleteCarrying a big f*cking swords on his back
Anf an artificial arm!)
Death March (WN) reference?
ReplyDeleteIt's arifureta reference
DeleteI think its Berserk reference cause Hajime doesnt use sword
Deletefullmetal alchemist
Deleteall of them is loli... cant help it i guess.
ReplyDeletelike how this http://bato.to/reader#afa44a012519a50b_9 could probably turn you into a criminal...
Yeah it is kinda gross especially when old men say that
Delete984: Pun NEET
ReplyDelete(`・ω・´)ノ
Also, I propose that comments on this wn(if it's a thread) should have the thread format too, just for fun.
anyways, thanks for the chapter.
Well.... I love to.... Unfortunately my blogger-fu is weak...
Deletejust use the comment corner why not ?
ReplyDeleteYuuji certainly understands the order of importance, atta boy!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
*Literally laughed out loud at 'Something red flowed from my eyes'
(`・ω・´)ノ
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help myself XD Thanks so much for all your hard work!!! One of my favorite parts is hearing about the reactions of the NEET internets!!!
DeleteThanks for the chapter! I find these blog chapters the most entertaining thing. XD
ReplyDelete(`・ω・´)ノ
ReplyDeleteI just noticed something..
Delete[15] -> Not my little brother's blog...
LMAO!! 😂
yukkui's bro's site
Deletehttp://gurotranslation.blogspot.com
Very funny! I love how other neets are giving him advice and knowledge since this would be there specialty but i really think he needs to becareful and not go to into town like that... He will gather suspicion
ReplyDeleteI always find the BBS chapters funny. xD
ReplyDelete(`・ω・´)ノ
kemonomimi just means animal ears
ReplyDeletei love these chat-chapter xD it´s just awesome :D
ReplyDeletewhat's up with Yuuji? He should've theorize, calculated the trajectories and concept behind magic.
ReplyDeleteMAGIC IS YOUR IMAGINATION. Kinda Ironic though.
I am wizard too and i cant use magic. What a shame
ReplyDeleteLove the story so far,this chap is really amusing
ReplyDeletegreat work Yukkuri and Kinuhata,you are awesome!
and for fellow leecher,DFTBA~! (dont forget to be awesome)
thanks for the hard-work!!
ReplyDelete"[16] Wizard (魔法使いMahoutsukai) a slang for male virgin that was >30 years old. If >40 y.o. virgin it’s was a sage (賢者Kenja), if >50 then it’s Rafael... I mean Great Sage (大賢者Daikenja)"
ReplyDelete... and at 400 years, you become a demon king...
the thread is what I'm waiting for this novel~ xD
ReplyDeleteAlso Alice-chan KAWAII~!
Thanks for the chapter.
ReplyDelete