10 November 2015

10 nen goshi no HikiNEET o Yamete Gaishutsushitara Jitaku goto Isekai ni Ten’ishiteta. Chapter 3 - Part 2

Translator Corner
This is Yukkuri demasu!
                     
The Wrath of the Imouto 3: The Imouto Strikes Back!
Imoutos is really scary. When I returned from electronic service center and my sister learned that the Laptop’s harddisk goes *poof*, she went ballistic. It will become rather hard to use her laptop next time without receiving her complain.

DISCLAIMER: I don’t guarantee that I translate 100% correct, or my English grasp on grammar is good

Translator:
Yukkuri Oniisan
Editor:
Kinuhata

Author Note:
I got many impressions about The Butchering Little Girl Alice-chan.[1]
So, I will use this a little bit more.
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Chapter 3: Although Yuuji is a NEET, It seems that He's a Rich Person in Japan.
Part 2 Yuuji’s Imouto Sakura, Contacting Yuuji in Bulletin Board

Ah, Hello, Emi? I returned to Japan, but my house has disappeared. Eh? Yes, I’ll tell you the details when we meet. Can we eat somewhere and also can I stay at your place?  Yes, I understand, Min*n Main Store[2], right? So that place is still exists. It’s fine it’s fine, since I have returned, I also want to eat Gyouza[3]. See you later~(Sakura)


Sakura, Yuuji’s imouto, had flown all the way from Los Angles to Japan to visit her house. But, what had awaited her was not her house but an empty ground.
Sakura who had lost her place to stay, got in touch with her high school best friend Emi, to secure a place to sleep and someone to consult with.

Yuuji’s Imouto was unexpectedly active and efficient in doing things.

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How nostalgic~! Even if it was profitable, they didn’t remodel the Main Store. Emi also hasn’t changed.(Sakura)

Wait! That is just not possible! What happened with Sakura’s house and oniisan? (Emi)

“Ahahaha~, the explanation is very long.” Sakura doged from the question as she ordered a meal for her dinner. Her tendency to postpone things was similar to Yuuji.
No, this gyouza shop has a very high turnover rate[4]. She not running away from the question, she was just reading the situation and being considerate to the other customer. Maybe.

Mou![5] I was so curious that I left my daughter at my mother’s place and came straight here! You will be talking to me all night long!(Emi)

While being pulled by Emi that had an angry look on her face, “Ah, obasan, two Yakigyouza[6] and one Suigyouza[7], two large servings of rice.” Sakura cheekily completed her order.
Although Sakura was thankful towards Emi who provided her with a place to stay despite calling so suddenly, but Emi was coming here in order to satisfy her curiosity. Sakura already inderstood what Emi’s was thinking.

Whoa, it’s been so long since I tasted this deliciousness. Gyouza and rice are the best! The dishes at the Chinatown are also delicious but as expected this shop’s gyouza is still the best!(Sakura)

Accompanied by the crunchy baked skin crimp collaborated with the satisfying juicy filling, those two friends excitedly talked about how they’ve been
Needless to say, they had been being friends for about 10 years.

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Then...... Finally we’ve arrived at my room. So then, first tell me what happened to your house?(Emi)

Yes, um how should I say it?..... The house, right? The house, the house, you see, has disappeared. The house, the garden, the gate, the hedge, the surroundings, everything. The house gone, oniichan also gone. By the way, my house disappearance, Emi already know, right?(Sakura)

So that happened. Sakura who had come home from America called me not to especially do something with me but because she wanted to make sure that the house had really disappeared? If it was just a prank I would ignore it, ignore. Didn’t he just moved away?(Emi)

Yes...... maybe the house and oniichan are really in another world?(Sakura)

Although the phone was connected but you only heard a voice that you don’t understand, right? Just like with the video.(Emi)

Yes....... What should I do? Maybe I am really all alone now......(Sakura)

Mou, don’t you still have George-kun! But, that’s that...... Do you want to try contact him?(Emi)

Eh? How? The phone is useless, oniichan doesn’t know my email address, and oniichan doesn’t have a cellphone. Perhaps he also doesn’t have email address, right?(Sakura)

What are you saying? Isn’t there still the bulletin board?(Emi)

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Loner-NeetI finally came out after 10 years, but my home kinda went into another worldPart-4

1: Cool NEET
This is the thread to enjoy the reports, images and videos of another world that Yuuji has uploaded.
Is it really another world? How did he fabricate it? This is the thread to verify ths.

The next thread will be set up after this thread reaches >>980


115: Anonymous MEAT
That’s why I said I don’t have any gore resistance...

116: YES Lolita NO Touch
The Butchering Little Girl Alice-chan
But even so, I also love this kind of Alice-chan!

117: Anonymous NEET
I-I see

118: Anonymous NEET
>>116 As always : so gross

119: Yuuji
Someone like you will be bumped off by our Alice!

120: Well Informed NEET
However, she can also do butchering, what a capable little girl

121: Anonymous NEET
Kotarou is awesome
If she was in the house then Yuuji is unneeded right?

122: Sakuradesu[8]
Oniichan!
Are you really oniichan?

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Wait Sakura, do you really nott know about this? Since you only use a nickname it will be suspicious! Put some information that only you will know.(Emi)

Ah I see...... Here we go!(Sakura)

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133: Anonymous MEAT
Who could predict that the Imouto will make her appearance!

134: YES Lolita NO Touch
Alice-chan?
Is it Alice-chan!?

135: Cool NEET
>>134 it’s written “Sakura”, you know
I don’t know if she is the real thing, though

136: Yuuji
It’s true that my imouto’s name is really Sakura
But she would never visit a bulletin board

137: Well Informed NEET
Hmm, maybe someone who know the both of you?
Well if there was more information, we might find out

138: Sakuradesu
Are you oniichan?
Oniichan who when 18, had his hidden eromanga discovered by mother and had father worrying and saying Doesn’t you have any interest in real women?
I like big breast! The real ones don’t have breasts this huge, so it can’t be helped!
Then got mad instead and made the family draw away in disgust, right?

139: Anonymous NEET
Oh ......

140: Anonymous NEET
Pl-please stop, I beg of you!

141: Anonymous MEAT
I don’t know if this is lie or truth but please, I implore you to stop!

142: YES Lolita NO Touch
As expected, me who likes little girls is the winner

143: Anonymous NEET
This is the first time I’ve see a way to authenticate the identity of a person that is this embarrassing.

144: Cool NEET
I have some information that only my family members know
But in my case at least I don’t want any outsider to know about it
No, I don’t want anyone to know about it

Yuuji, where’s your response?

145: Anonymous ETNE
No, even if this was the truth
Yuuji-san couldn’t possibly make a response right?

146: Anonymous MEAT
That’s true.
Sakura-san, Yuuji gives no response
Do you have any more information that only the Imouto knows?

147: Anonymous NEET
>146 This person is absolutely making a derp face right now.

148: Sakuradesu
Are you oniichan?
Oniichan who, in hi first year of college saidI have found the ideal huge breast and then started to court her.
But that girl already had a boyfriend.
So he became her secret lover.

149: Anonymous ETNE
Pl-Please stop, I beg you!

150: Anonymous MEAT
Yuuji’s Life(HP) is already at Zero you know!

151: YES Lolita NO Touch
For that reason little girls are better
Since they have genuine purity

152: Well Informed NEET
Why is it...
That even my heart is in pain

153: Anonymous NEET
Reality really sucks

154: Cool NEET
Yuuji, Sakura-san is savaging you
Is it true or not, you didn’t give any reaction
Do you want this to continue?

155: Yuuji
.........
Everything is true
I’m sorry for being born
I want to become a shellfish

156: Anonymous ETNE
I-I see

157: Anonymous MEAT
As I expected, let them talk about this slowly...

157: Cool NEET
You’re right.
Even if she isn’t the imouto, she is someone who know about him
So for now, everyone, avoid to post anything and just stand to watch from the side.

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You...... Are very vicious...... Even I feel pity for him......(Emi)

This much is still okay! He didn’t take any effort to contact me and still expects something heartwarming?! Beside, that T-shirts is my favorite! But, since Alice-chan is cute, it’s fine.(Sakura)

Ah, that “Where am I? Who am I?” T-shirt, right?...... I don’t really understand your sense of taste nor your reason for being angry...... And you are even a pro designer.....(Emi)

Even Sakura’s friend knows about the Where am I? Who am I? T-shirt that Alice was wearing, that’s how much Sakura liked the T-shirt.
Apart from the collateral damage to Yuuji, it was good news if he could confirm her identity and made contact with her.


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160: Sakuradesu
Oniichan then please send an email to this address.
Father’s name_mother’s name_Yuuji oniichan’s birthday_my birthday@*****.ne.jp

161: Yuuji
I get it Sakura
But not tonight, I’ll do it tomorrow

162: Anonymous NEET
Since the heartbroken Yuuji wants to wet the pillow.

163: Anonymous ETNE
Huh?
If they used this email address method rom the beginning
Then they could confirm whether it’s the real person, right?

16: Cool NEET
>>162 Sshh!
Yuuji might notice you know!

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Author Note:
Will everyone accept the current story?
I uploaded it while feeling anxious
Of course this is not a true story
In no way this is a true story[9]

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[1] It’s 解体幼女アリセちゃん。Alice the Little Girl who do Butchering. Not someone who butchers little girl...
[2] This store is really exist: 宇都宮みんみん 本店 Utsunomiya Menmen Main Store. Address: 4-2-3 Babadori, Utsunomiya, Tochigi Prefecture 320-0026, Japan
[3] Japanese style Jiaozhi. A kind of dimsum.
[4] That means, there a lot of customer waiting for their turn to eat, so Sakura can’t stay for long without ordering.
[5] A Japanese interjection to show exasperation, like “Argh!” “Come on!” “Sheesh”
[6] Gyouza that had been fried in a pan with little oil. Not deep fried like French fries.
[7] Boiled Gyouza.
[8] Sakuradesu really means: It’s Sakura. It’s funny that her naming sense is similar to her oniisan who use 1desu
[9] In case you wondering, what the author means was the story of Yuuji’s yelling he like big breast to his father and he become the secret lover or affair with the big breast lady in college.

27 comments:

  1. Even my heart is in pain you know...

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  2. Alice-tan will heal my broken heart!!!

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    1. still doesn't affect me and the bakunyuu faction

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  4. Gaa~ double hit in one single period of time. yuuji fall down in exhaustion.

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  5. I thinking she is one of the reason he becomes a shut in,

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  6. 165: Pun
    Poor Yuuji, the irl imouto turned him to a NEET.

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  7. I FREAKING CALLED IT
    on an earlier chapter someone said that he should post alice butchering the boar to keep the lolicons away and i said that he shouldn't because then the double perverts who're also into gore would come AND HERE WE ARE

    thanks for the chapter

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  8. Thank you very, very, very much for all your hard work!!! You have raised my MP so I can continue with my homework...

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  9. Buhahaha, my stomach hurt.

    Thanks for the chapter

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  10. .....it freaking hurts you bloody savage imouto.

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  11. if it's me i wont reply any longer

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  12. As an imouto, this chapter made me reflect on what kind of embarrassing stories I could share about my older brother if I was ever in this situation... It made me feel it's really a shame my brother never got caught with porn by my parents... But I suppose his criminally delinquent shenanigans as a teen would suffice.

    Thanks for the chapter, it was super hilarious. XD
    & Thanks for translating this story. ^^

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  13. That's just tough love. Don't you see how she keep 'oniichanc, oniichanc'? Also flying all the way to Japan the instant she found out. That's tsundere imouto template right there.

    (trying to ape the BBS's voice style here)

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  14. OH DAMN,this is interesting,love it
    great work Yukkuri and Kinuhata,you are awesome!
    and for fellow leecher,DFTBA~! (dont forget to be awesome)

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  15. thank you for the chapter
    poor Yuuji

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  16. Jiaozhi is same as pot-sticker. Thanks for the chapter.

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  17. i dont know even i get hurts on sakura chans word

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