10 nen goshi no HikiNEET o Yamete Gaishutsushitara Jitaku goto Isekai ni Ten’ishiteta. Bulletin Board Interlude 1

[Translator Corner

This is Yukkuri demasu!

This interlude is happening sometimes after Yuuji post the pictures and video of the “Battle of the Gate”.

The Board is so random that I don’t know what to say…

 Also thanks to kind reader ZS for the donations. The donations will be used to purchase LN so I could solve the mystery of who is the girl in HikiNEET LN Cover…

DISCLAIMER: There is no guarantee that my translation is 100% correct, especially since this is a bunch of forum/net slang. Please correct me if I was wrong.

Translator:

Yukkuri Oniisan

Editor:

So-Chintzy

Interlude

Bulletin Board, Verification Thread’s “This and That” First Offline Verification Meeting

【Is it Image Processing】My home went to another world? Verification Thread part 1 【Is it CG?】

1 : Cool NEET

Were the information, photos, and videos that 「1-desu」 uploaded really feom another world? Is it an edited image or CG? This is a thread to verify these theories.

The chat and the latest information from 「1-desu」 is on the previous thread.

It’s prohibited to repost.

The previous thread:

【Loner-Neet】I finally came out after 10 years, but my home came to another-worldish place 【Part-2】

The photos and videos that 「1-desu」 uploaded

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

The next thread will be opened by the one who posts the >>980.

2 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>1

Good work

I bestow you the right to go to another world

3 : Cool NEET

Now then,

Since the previous thread had become too rough

I open another, but

4 : Camera Ossan

Well, since I was really curious

I will seriously examine the photos

5 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Everyone, don’t forget

The ultimate goal is to search for methods to go to another world!

6 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>5

No, that’s wrong

It’s to uncover the deception and expose it

I so want to go to another world……

7 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Let’s look at the photos a bit

First of all, if the forest and house are composite photos, then

There would be the original photos, right?

8 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Then I will search for the information on the video

Like insider information about movie in the middle of being shot

9 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

The house is a composite

The goblins are cosplay or CG

If it’s real, then he would have taken close-up images

10 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

To even go along with a NEET’s lie

You guys must have nothing to do…

11 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>10

As expected, I cannot help but to say:

You are also one of them!

12 : Camera Ossan

【News Flash】

There is a site that could verify whether or not a photo is edited[1]

I forwarded all the photos

The result, there is no sign of editing

The result of the photos

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

The site even found out the edited photos  of Hollywood Stars

So its credibility is high

However, I still haven’t examined it with Pho**shop

13 : Cool NEET

Oh, News Flash?

The site is credible?

You just need to send them the edited image, right?

14 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>13

Oi!

Don’t send them the photos of Gravure models or Idols!

Listen! You absolutely mustn’t!

15 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

I believe that there is some truth that were better off not knowing

16 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>13-15

Don’t worry

I had gotten used to the truth of the of Sofmap’s photos[2]

17 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Putting some photos of actresses from the internet

The result of it

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

18 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>17

Oh……

19 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>17

Do you need to expose this?

20 : Camera Ossan

I had examined the RGB channels and color saturation with Pho**shop

I also check the exif

The results

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

It is not a doctored image

Even a humble pro like me couldn’t make something this natural

I think that this is real

If 「1-desu」 really doctored the image, then I will refer him to a job

21 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Maybe he really is a pro

22 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>21

I think it is possible

The result is the result

What do you think, great person?

23 : Cool NEET

I think it had persuasive power

However, the problem is video

It’s more difficult to do composite editing on it than a photo

24 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Yeah, since there were blood spraying out

25 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

If it was cosplay, then a snuff film?

26 : Anonymous MEAT

>>25

Stop it

I don’t have resistance to gorey stuff

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281 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

I will examine the video

I used Ado*e software

282 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>281

Not only the Camera Ossan

Why does the resident of this thread have high-priced software?

283 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>282

Shh!

The business world is surely having a hard time

Don’t speak of it!

284: Verifying Anonymous NEET

So NEETs from a black depression huh……

What a tough world.

285: Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>284

W-wrong!

It isn’t like that!

Anyway, the result is:

It’s neither edited nor CG

First, here is the result of light analysis

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

Then, since it was recorded using a tripod, if the ground shook, it will cause a very small blur and then the whole frame will have the blur

In case of CG, they won’t mind such a minute blur detail

It might be hard to understand, but the relevant point is

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

Just like Camera Ossan, I think that this is real

If this really 「1-desu」’s edited work, then I c\would recommend him for a job

Earn an income, dammit, 1.

If he likes then, we could make an office together?

Even so since it took a long time

I want to sleep

286: Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>285

Good work!

But isn’t right now a weekday’s noon?

If you sleep right now that is…..

287: Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>286

Hint: This is a NEET board

288: Cool NEET

So, the video does not look like an edited-CG

Thenm whether this is a special effects or cosplay

It gives off the impression of a snuff film…

289: Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>288

Oufh……

290: Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>288

Doesn’t that means that that is a crime?

No way-

291: Well-Informed NEET

>>288

Wait

If it isn’t an edited video, then that means the blue blood is real right?

292: Verifying Anonymous NEET

………

293: Anonymous ETNE

……Eh?!

294: Anonymous MEAT

……Seriously!?

295: Verifying Anonymous NEET

Eh? Seriously?

It’s seriously real?

Another world? It’s really another world?

296: Cool NEET

>>291

So there is that point……

But the possibility of this being real is high

Then we need to wait for the follow up report, and

The report from the photos-videos’ scenery investigation team

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【The Problem with the Video’s Audio】My home went to another world? Verification Thread part 2 【Let’s Resolve It】

1 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Were the information, photos, and videos that 「1-desu」 uploaded really from another world? Is it edited image or CG? This is a thread to verify these theories.

The mysterious video’s audio or “Is Alice-chan really an actress”, maybe someone can resolve it!

The chat and the latest information from 「1-desu」 is on the previous thread.

It’s prohibited to repost.

The previous thread:

【Neet】I finally came out after 10 years, but my home came to another-worldish place part 4【Going to Another World】

The photos and videos that 「1-desu」 uploaded

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

The next thread will be opened by the one who posts >>980.

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81 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

In the end, the name of Alice-chan’s actress is still unknown

Special group, do your work!

82 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>81

This is a NEET board

Where working fellows are precious

83 : YES Lolita NO Touch

>>81

That’s why, didn’t I already said that I couldn’t find her anywhere on my database!

That means that either she’s an amateur that didn’t have any films or photos yet, or

A person from another world!

84 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

……

85 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>83

Have you saved pictures of little girls from around the whole world?

If you don’t deny this… It’s scary, you know…

86 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>83

You’ve just never heard of her!

Is what I want to say but,

This indescribable sickening feeling

This guy might be the real deal

87 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>83

POLICE! Do your work!

Ah, also for Yuuji-san who had kidnapped a minor

88 : Cool NEET

>>87

I have reported Yuuji’s case

By the way, among the missing persons list that is made open for the public

There is no girl that looks like Alice-chan

Now everyone

At last the performance will begin

Are your preparations good?

89 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>88

As always, what a dependable NEET

Yeah!

Waiting here stark naked!

90 : Infrastructure Worker

I don’t have a day off

How envious

If only I work in Tokyo’s company

Even though if I got a day off, I could go using Utsunomiya Line[3]……

91 : Camera Ossan

The studio’s preparation is complete

The posting role will be Anonymous ETNE-san

Best regards everyone

92 : Anonymous ETNE

I am unsurpassed on this field!

For audio verification,

Yuuji’s Skyp* and Tokyo Offline Group Meeting

Will begin!

The place is Camera Ossan’s home-studio

1 desktop brought by the fools to do analysis duty

Camera Ossan’ desktop to do Skype with Yuuji

Note-PC for posting purpose

The participants will be Camera Ossan, Well-Informed NEET, Cool NEET and two Anonymous!

Or rather, Camera Ossan really is a professional cameraman.

He took photos for cooking magazine

It is rather shabby, but the there is a studio in the first floor

93 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

It sounds fun……

94 : YES Lolita NO Touch

I don’t want to go

Since Alica-chan won’t appear

95 : Overwhelming Dog-Person

I am the same!

If there is no Kotarou, then there is no need attending the broadcast!

96 : Anonymous MEAT

How envious

If only I could attend

97 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

A hiki-NEET can’t come out, you know

Only if you have Yuuji’s bravery

98 : AnoETNEnymous NEET

Ooo!

Yuuji really appeared!

For the time being, we start with the flip talk[4]

For now, every participant put a flip chart with their name hanging from the neck

Is this kindergarten?

99 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

For the time being, everyone refrain from posting

100 : Anonymous ETNE

Under an order from Cool NEET

Yuuji repeatedly says 「I」  in Japanese.

Afterwards, it is repeated in a different language

101 : Anonymous ETNE

News Flash from the analysis test

The sounds produced from speaking「I」 in Japanese were completely different from each time Yuuji spoke it

It seems that translation is impossible

102 : Anonymous ETNE

Next, attempting Morse code

Failed

Yuuji’s side didn’t hear anything

Yuuji also couldn’t send anything

103 : Anonymous ETNE

Playing speech-synthesis software

Oufh… No good……

It changed into weird voice

It changed into static

104 : Anonymous ETNE

Ah, Alice-chan came

She waved her hand

How cute

105 : YES Lolita NO Touch

This is a different story!

Shit! Shit!

Oh God! Please give me teleportation magic right now……

106 : Anonymous ETNE

Since Alice-chan came

Yuuji left earlier before the scheduled tie was up

For now, the First Skyp* with Yuuji is finished

However, after this the Tokyo Offline Meeting begins!

107 : Cool NEET

Just like what had been posted by Anonymous ETNE

The voice is completely ruined

But it is unexpected that the Morse code also couldn’t be used

However, it is possible to understand each other using flip talk

Furthermore, if we can locate a person who can read lips then it might be possible to do real-time communication from Yuuji-side to here

In contrast, since Yuuji can’t read lips

Then we can’t do real-time communication with him

He can learn sign language or semaphore or we bring someone who can type really fast

Then it is possible to do real-time communication with him

However, there is bad news

108 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

What happened?

109 : Anonymous MEAT

Did something happen!?

110 : Cool NEET

The camera couldn’t send real-time videos to the PC

Live broadcast is impossible

The camera type, equipments & cords at Yuuji’s hand had been checked by Camera Ossan

This concludes the report

After this is the drinking party for the offline members

111 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

That’s sad news

However, did you have to mention the drinking party?

112 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Oufh…..

113 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Aaa, but offline verification meeting sounds fun

114 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Hey……

I, will go out from being a hikki-NEET and participate

I will do my best for the next meeting

115 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Me too……

116 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

>>114-115

Isn’t this good?

I will also do my best

117 : YES Lolita NO Touch

Shit! Shit!

I will surely participate next time!

Alice-chan……

118 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Hey you know, wouldn’t it be better if we place a broadcast team so we can also see?

119 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

………!

120 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Hey……

Heyheyheyheyhey…

121 : Verifying Anonymous NEET

Aren’t you a freaking genius?!

However it’s too late

122 : Anonymous MEAT

>>118

You so late!

You so late!

123 : Infrastructure Worker

>>118

If you didn’t mention it, I wouldn’t have realized it…

Damn it……

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[1] www.imageedited.com

[2] I don’t know what this refer to... Maybe the Akihabara chain electronic store?

[3] The Utsunomiya Line (宇都宮線 Utsunomiya-sen) is the name given to a 159.9 kilometre section of the Tōhoku Main Line between Ueno Station in Tokyo and Kuroiso Station in Nasushiobara, Tochigi, Japan. If you forgot, “Infrastructure Worker” lived near Yuuji’s house in Utsunomiya suburbs, Tochigi prefecture.

[4] Flip talk is a conversation when both parties communicate with message written in a flip chart / board/ book