24 July 2016

Takarakuji de 40 Oku Atattanda kedo Isekai ni Ijuusuru. Chapter 50



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Translator:
Yukkuri Oniisan (somehow)
Editor:
You expect something edit this thing???
Chapter 52 Cheater never prosper and some other random words
I hope you guys enjoy the chapter *snicker*
Kazura Shino had always loved pleasant Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a kind, smart, herbtea drinker with beautiful lips and handsome arms. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was.
Kazura walked over to the window and reflected on his pristine surroundings. The cloud teased like walking Rata.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was an overthinking precious one with flawless lips and smooth arms.
Kazura gulped. He was not prepared for Valetta.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 dilligent bloody bird. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more sunny and still fingering the lovely flower. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with longing feelings, like two faffdorking, frail fish talking at a very proud welcoming, which had ballad music playing in the background and two restive uncles hiding to the beat.
Kazura regarded Valetta's flawless lips and smooth arms. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kazura with a delighted grin.
Valetta looked heartwarming, her emotions blushing like a wasteful, wide-eyed wood.
Then Valetta came inside for a nice drink of herbtea.
Kazura Shino was thinking about Valetta Grisea again. Valetta was a proud friend with beautiful ankles and brunette spots.
Kazura walked over to the window and reflected on his pristine surroundings. He had always hated pleasant Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel lonely.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a proud figure of Valetta Grisea.
Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a ruthless, gracious, herbtea drinker with dirty ankles and short spots. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.
But not even a ruthless person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.
The wind blew like talking kittens, making Kazura fuzzy. Kazura grabbed a crumpled blade that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta glared with all the wrath of 8114 special panicky puppies. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more fuzzy and still fingering the crumpled blade. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with cross feelings, like two loopy, lonely lizards bouncing at a very snotty accident, which had ballad music playing in the background and two remarkable uncles laughing to the beat.
Kazura regarded Valetta's beautiful ankles and brunette spots. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kazura with a delighted grin.
Valetta looked sleepy, her emotions blushing like a klutzy, kind knife.
Then Valetta came inside for a nice drink of herbtea.
Kazura Shino looked at the tattered guillotine in his hands and felt sad.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his picturesque surroundings. He had always hated magical Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was an energetic dolphin with fluffy hands and grubby ankles.
Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a down to earth, grateful, herbtea drinker with slimy hands and charming ankles. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.
But not even a down to earth person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.
The moon shone like hopping giraffes, making Kazura anxious.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 patient bloody blue bottles. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more anxious and still fingering the tattered guillotine. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two faffdorking, frail frogs running at a very forgetful birthday party, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two optimistic uncles partying to the beat.
Kazura studied Valetta's fluffy hands and grubby ankles. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Kazura in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Valetta."
Valetta looked sleepy, her emotions raw like a klutzy, kind kettle.
Kazura could actually hear Valetta's emotions shatter into 6784 pieces. Then the energetic dolphin hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of herbtea would calm Kazura's nerves tonight.
Kazura Shino looked at the bloody knife in his hands and felt afraid.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always hated deserted Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel afraid.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was a remarkable Jack the Ripper with slimy fingers and moist toenails.
Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a mean, adorable, herbtea drinker with pretty fingers and curvaceous toenails. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.
But not even a mean person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.
The drizzle rained like stabbing maggots, making Kazura unstable.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 forgetful panicky puppies. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the bloody knife. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with stable feelings, like two handsome, happy hamsters slashing at a very arrogant massacre, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles slicing to the beat.
Suddenly, Valetta lunged forward and tried to punch Kazura in the face. Quickly, Kazura grabbed the bloody knife and brought it down on Valetta's skull.
Valetta's slimy fingers trembled and her moist toenails wobbled. She looked relaxed, her emotions raw like a cooperative, clear chainsaw.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Valetta Grisea was dead.
Kazura Shino went back inside and made himself a nice drink of herbtea.
Nothing was darker than the stars, the old sage had told Aragorn.
And he also told the ranger that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Aragorn could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.
Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made the Heir of Isildur lay awake at nights. Of course  Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had asked what was up with the Heir of Isildur.
"Of course," Strider would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life"
Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly.
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Meanwhile, Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Ravens mind was wondered back to the past. The good old days....
It was Boromirs bat mitzvah party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Aragorn was hosting it.
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was pretty drunk that day. She had already punched a bunch of people. The sorceror a few times.Because He is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies.
If Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a mammals,a goat and a pair of scissors.
There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget.
Galadriel Finarfin.
Galadriel was wearing a Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).
It was one of the best costumes at the party.
Everyone had come as something or someone else.
No one could recognize anyone else because everyone had bits of their bodies covered;
LEGOLAS OF MIRKWOOD WAS DRESSed as UNSTOPABLE SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN.
UNSTOPABLE SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN WAS DRESSed as GALADRIEL.
THE LADY OF LOTHLORIEN WAS DRESSed as The longhaired man.
Aragorn was dressed as The tempter.
And Sauron was dressed as a crusifix.
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had no idea which person The lady of Lothlorien was! At the top they were strangers. But they would become much more!
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was instantly attracted to The blonde in Her costume. The way She moved. The way She talked.The way She flicked Her hair.
The lady of Lothlorien was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "summer nights". And She was awesome.
She sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Lady Finarfin.
Despite Her crushing shyness,and fear of people judging him,Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven got up and sang too.
When The lady of Lothlorien was singing summer nights it was like the words spoke to Her. Lady Finarfin seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Galadriel put Her soul into the last lyric.
Then silence.
Suddenly, Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was woken out of the flashback by current events!
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Arriving at the mysterious shack, Strider found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines.
"Be careful" said Legolas who as usually was cowardly squatting behind Aragorn. (notez: cuz lulz, the Elf is such a tool). Aragorn carefully manuvred into the shack and on his tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and the longhaired man could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Ring laid. Right there for his taking.
But Aragorn was clever. Strider knew it was a trap!(notez: so obvious lulz!)
So Aragorn said to Legolas, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And the Elf was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"( notez: he so gullablez lulz!)
Aragorn slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. Aragorn knew that if it was a trap, Legolas would be triggering it. And then the sorceror would get him, but not him. Aragorn knew Legolas wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that.
But forutnately when the archer grabbed the One Ring, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by security gaurd's!
They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).
They defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for them. they smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving Hero's blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, the ranger licked off the blade .
But now with the Ring in their hands, they could take Sauron straight on!
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Later on, frodo awoke sam at night.
He looks longingly at Sam
"What is it Mr Frodo sir?"
"I cant do it Sam."
"Cant do what Mr Frodo"
"The ring, it weighs too much (not literaly, metaphor), I cant carry it any more."
"I love you mr frodo sir, but not nesscerily in a gay way. just in a man love way."
"I know Sam. But it doesnt help."
"I wish it did, I wish my love for you could help mr frodo"
Suddenly, then, Gandalf appeared. He looked with amusement at the hobits.
"Maybe it can" he said as he cast a spell.
"What did Gandof  do mr frodo?"
"I cast a spell" said Gandalf.
"Now your love will help frodo carry the ring"
"I can feel it, the ring is lighter thanks to your love now"
"Dont mention it mr frodo sir"
And he didnt ever again, but deep down he new Sams gift of  love was saving him from the rings evil.
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The next time they saw eachother Galadriel winked at Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven, remembering what happened at the party.Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven didn't care.
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Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.
It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, meekly.
"Hay" Galadriel Finarfin said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven couldn't remember who made the first move.
She did remember the taste though. The taste of The female Elf.
Galadriel tasted like granny smith apple on a summer noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, The blonde guessed what Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was doing.
"I had nectarine for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole september but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Lady Finarfin's lips  still lingered in Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, The lady of Lothlorien snuggling against Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven's neck as he snuggled upto Galadriel's torso.
(lots of hugging happened after this).
. They had a lot of..."fun".
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said The female Elf blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Galadriel Finarfin.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they never told their friends.
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 They saw their enemy in the distance,and they soon stood next to him
 "So you have come"
 "My sister is the most amazing girl in the city." said Legolas.
 "Yes, but she is dangeriouser than some sticks." replied Sauron.
 "My daughter is the least sexy german in the world. " said Legolas of Mirkwood .
 "No, you see she is sharper than some pencilcases." declared Sauron.
 "You know, I think my sister would be better borringer dont you think?" said Boromir.
 "No, but she is dumber than some teddy Bears." screamed Sauron.
 "I know my dress is very soft." said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
 With him distracted with that our hero stabbed him dead.

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68 comments:

  1. I really mean it you guys.
    CLICK the word HERE!!!

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    1. Coba cek conversation box. Udah pernah dilink.

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    2. lololol, makanya gw heran, pake hp ngeclick here kaga ada apa2. ternyata... wkakakakak

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    3. Ahh, jscript is it?. I got fooled and said "what the heck?" after reading half of the chapter. Thanks for the release.

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    4. Btw, nama gw ga ada co-editornya

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    5. didn't work on my phone so I had to come back on my laptop

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    6. Rutututoo rutututuo sleeping in the barn but he can still hear Valleta's herculean strength causing creaking and snapping sounds... they might have to replace more than a few floorboards ehehe.

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    7. After being transported to the world of "Yukkuri" the goddesses blessing failed to automatically translate the local "Comic sans" language when i invoke the "click >>>>here<<<<" ritual. is the some other magic item to get around this barrier or maybe a world with no magic?

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  2. Hahaha!!! you got me there lol!!!

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  3. Thats some fancy magic going on with the words. =)

    Thanks for the chapter

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  4. i literally read it through ahahaha

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  5. This is in one way of describing, as good as the real chapter

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  6. ………..γ ̄ヽ………Thanks!…………
    …….r’-‘| O |…~……..Nepu!!……..
    ….….’ーゝ_ノ……~…..…∧__∧..…….
    …………| ,|……~…….(´・ω・`)……..
    ……..,,-/ ̄|、…………O旦と )……..
    …….ヽ__シ……….(__(__つ……..

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  7. I want to read more though...

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  8. bro kamsudnya ape ni bro.... buset dah kaco wkwkwkwkwkwk

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    1. Tekan text ">>>>HERE<<<<" mas prong.
      Lain kali mungkin perlu pakai ukuran font yang lebih besar kali yah...

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  9. my brain hurts after reading the whole thing
    well played

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  10. Valin: "well, should be fine, it's not NTR anyway."

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  11. I got to the weird line about his lips before I heard the sound of a record getting scratched. Then I had check to make sure my brain was not broken. It took me a moment to figure it all out. Please Never do that again...

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    1. I am sorry... But further release would be in a similar yet different format.
      Just remember to click the right button.

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  12. gw baru tau yukkuri oniisan orang indo !!
    gan ada lowongan buat traslatin WN ini ke bahasa indo gak ?
    klo ada gw mau deh !!!

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    1. gimana ngirimnya, dan ke alamat mana ?

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    2. Translate aja. Boleh hosting di sini boleh juga hosting sendiri (kalau bisa promosi di forum2 seperti Kaskus)

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    3. formatnya apa ?
      word apa pdf ?
      klo mo ngirim ke alamat e-mail mana ?
      maklum gw baru pertama kali klo yg beginian !!!

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    4. Format ga masalah...
      Alamat email bisa ke preprowriter@gmail.com
      Berarti mau dipublish sama sayakah?

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  13. Thanks!
    Aaarg, want to see some progression between Valetta and Kazura X_X
    I also tried to read the fake chapter but my brain froze in the middle... was that normal ?

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    1. No, it is deliberately made it so your brain froze...
      I even only generated it, not reading it... since it will ruin my good literature compendium...

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  14. nice chap...thx for the chapter...hope to see the next one soon...

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  15. penasaran baca chapter ngaconya, ada ceritanya love mendalamnya...

    well, suddenly my brain get blue screen of death

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    1. You are not supposed to read it any way...

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  16. thanks for the update broh
    peace love and gaul :D

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  17. HAHAHAH! Oh gosh.You should write fanfictions xD!! MORE OFTEN!!

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    1. PS: It's barn time finally. How envious ....

      Does that hint to actual stress reliefe sex ... we can only wonder~

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  18. mendadak terlempar ke cerita laen?? what legolas?
    jrit

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    1. tidur di kandang omg... itu mertua(calon) bener2 orang2 yang sangat peka.

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  19. Nyaris ketipu...
    well, ga bisa dibuka pake hp lg nih...

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    1. Browser apa?
      Aktifkan script dulu. Lalu tekan tombol HERE.

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  20. link doesnt work to chapter
    click here doesnt work

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    1. It's not a link. It only activates a script that changes the text of the story in the page. you can see the text change under the button when you click it

      BTW thank for the chapter Yukkuri Oniisan

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    2. Check the text... it will be magically changed...
      Maybe I need to change the text font to Comic Sans...

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  21. You want some suggestion.? Why not try Yuusha-sama no Oshishou-sama.
    I've heard it's very good and someone do translate WN version. But i've heard story between WN and LN become largely different....

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  22. IF YOU SEE THE TEXT IN COMIC SANS YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

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    1. Oh my goodness...... Turning it into comic sans make it harder to read..........

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  23. Thanks for the chapter. As for LN suggestion, if you want something really obscure why not try novel version of "A-kun (17) no Sensou". It's about 9 volumes, I think, wasn't translated by anyone (hell, it isn't even listed on MU, but I saw raws on jcafe24 some time ago).
    Or "Rune Troopers" which wasn't updated on Baka-Tsuki for some time already.
    Of this two the former maybe similar (somewhat) to "Realist" and the latter is to "Gate - Jietai ka..."

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  24. what did i just read????? well lucky i click the " click here " button 1st before read other 1 , thx for translating

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  25. They had lots of sex afterwards.

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  26. Oh my god! I've been tricked! Should've clicked that link....._| ̄|○

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  27. You know aniki.... Your site never bores me. Sumtime its white text, sumtime magic "click-me" button. Cant wait to see what you have next time! Surprise me again aniki!

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  28. i think translating the teaser project and make it a main project is the best suggestion you can also try to translate a short web novel as Hitomishiri Onna ga Isekai de Seitenka shita Kekka or Otherworld Nation Founding Chronicles well thanks a lot for your hard work

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  29. I hope to see jashin tensei translated its a strategy novel of an evil god who have to save the demon lord with his army who are on the brink of destruction

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  30. Ahaha this chapter was the best those lines ahaha giraffe and hamster lol that chuunibyo Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven... Lips taste like grany Smith apple ahaha

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  31. Matur Nuwun for Chapter ^^

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  32. jjajajajajja ha dormir en el establo se ha dicho y por cierto menos mal que me di cuenta que el de CLIK AQUI era otro capitulo y no el 50 mmm ¿esa sera una de las ventajas del español? bueno ahora a esperar el 51

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  33. If have chance to suggest new novel to translate, I gratefully take it. I am military enthusiast and I love when modern world mixes with medieval/magical world. GATE is great but for those of us that really like this topic it's not enough. So with this said I would recommend to translate "Rune Troopers". If I remember correctly only few first chapters of WN were translated. They have a issue with it because author erased webpage were his WN was, but I saw LN in online shops so I think that you don't gonna have a problem with it. Keep up your good work with translations and your own stories.

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  34. I applaud your effort writing that stuff just to troll the bot lol. Nice one oniisan

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  35. I just had to read on worthy haha

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