This is Yukkuri demasu!
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Chapter 2: Yuuji a “Loner-NEET” Evolves into “NEET”
Part 3. Yuuji, First Meeting with a Person from Another World
「The leaves turning red are beautiful. It’s the autumn of ripe fruits, the autumn of appetite! Today will be a great haul, Kotarou!」
It had been 3 months since Yuuji’s physical abilities increased.
The seasons had changed, while summer said its farewell and autumn gave its greeting.
The vast forest had turned into yellow and crimson. Very beautiful scenery could be seen.
Yuuji and Kotarou together were securing food supply for the winter such as acorns, fruits, berries, mushrooms (that Yuuji risked his body to check the safety of), mountain birds that Kotarou hunted, and others.
「However, we had gone for 3 days and 2 night towards the south and west but still haven’t found any human presences. The forest still continues in that direction.....」
“That’s true. The forest keeps going on and on” Kotarou who seemed to agree with him answered with a bark.
Yes, during summer, Yuuji and Kotarou in order to leave the forest conducted an exploration for 3 days and 2 night towards the south and to the east.
However, they returned with dejected spirits without being able to leave the forest or find any traces of human presence.
The only result to show from it was finding a river that flowed to the south one day away in the west.
By the way, they didn’t go towards the north or east. Because that was the flying route of the wyvern that they saw in the first day.
As of now, Yuuji wasn’t particularly bothered about living alone since the house was comfortable and safe. He had a loner mindset, to such extent that he didn’t bother making an earnest effort to leave the forest. To begin with, his exploration was only for 3 days and 2 nights. What is this? School trip?
By the way, since the defensive battle against the goblins in front of his house and engagement against goblins in the forest, he hadn’t seen any other goblins or fantasy creatures.
「Are there any humans in this world in the first place? Ah.... But, I wouldn’t know the language. Maybe I am all on my own......」
As if to respond to Yuuji’s loud monologue, Kotarou rubbed against Yuujis foot with her body.
She looked at Yuuji with her big round eyes, “What are you talking about? Aren’t I here?” as if comforting him.
「Oou. Thank you Kotarou. There’s no use to think about it since I don’t understand anyway. Let’s just gather food supplies for winter! Emergency ration crackers, different kinds of Calorymate and Soyjoy, herb tea and acorn coffee, we have enough!」
It was substantially sufficient.
Because of the refrigerator, the prepared bird could be deep frozen. To be honest there was enough for one guy and one animal to pass through the winter and still have a surplus.
By the way, preserving food by smoking it was a failure. It went well until half-drying it, but with only substitute tools and not dedicated one, it was hard to extract the remaining moisture, so making preserved food with smoking was unexpectedly hard.
Although that was a situation, it’s not like his meals were completely gathered from the forest, so the emergency rations were slowly consumed.
At this pace, there was still surplus for the next winter, but it will probably be difficult for the winter after that.
As for Yuuji he wanted to gather as much food as possible in the autumn to pass the winter. During the next spring and summer, he planned to leave the forest and genuinely search for human habitation.
「The sun is starting to set, so let’s stop here for today. Let’s go back, Kotarou!」
The time according to Yuuji’s watch was 3’clock.
He had frequently explored, so the road that they often walked on had become what you can call 「Animal Trail」. Yuuji called out to Kotarou, but he received no response.
Kotarou stared at one point of the road in front of him, and made one bark before running to the road in the front.
“What’s wrong Kotarou?” “Did you find something?” Yuuji yelled while pursuing Kotarou. They ran for awhile
Under the large tree trunk where Kotarou was lying down and waiting for Yuuji, was a person.
The person was leaning against the large tree trunk, with their head casted down and concealed behind long red hair that reached the chest.
This was a human.
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Chapter 5-12: Yuuji’s Imouto Sakura, Talking about the Video with Her Husband George and His Friends
『Hey, George, Sakura, over here!』(Louis)
Louis Armstrong, first man of the moon.
『Louis, thanks for waiting!』(George)
George Clooney, famous actor
『Good evening, Louis!』(Sakura)
Sakura Florens nee Houjou, random housewife
Such loud shouting resounded in a restaurant in Los Angeles. It seems that today George and Sakura would enjoy a dinner with a friend.
Even though Los Angeles is overran by zombies.
『Whoa, long time no see Louis, how’s work?』(George)
There is no work, world is overran by zombies afterall
『Ah, the job was a bit hectic. I just finished it some time ago, so I took some time off for a while. It was such an uninteresting work, but the guy was excessively fussy over it. Really not something I want to have again anytime soon. If it’s a job like that, then bring it to some other place, geez. What about your jobs, George, Sakura? Are you busy? Ah, this is place is famous for serving delicious steaks. You wanted to talk about something else, right? Let me order for you before we talk. Cuse!』(Louis)
Louis called out to a zombie waiter who walk shambling towards the table
Without giving any chance for George and Sakura to reply, Louise raised his hand and called out to the waiter. It looked like he was a person who went along with his own pace. “Cuse was perhaps the short form of excuse me, my middle school teacher would immediately demand him to amend it” was a thought that Sakura held back from saying.
The zombie waiter made a low grunt and shambling away.
『You’re just like always, Louis. Even if you are impatient, the steak won’t run anywhere. Since it doesn’t have any feet, you see!』(George)
The Zombie also won’t run, after all they are just old school zombie
The two men laughed in large voices just like Americans. What they laughed at was uncertain, so Sakura then invoked a Japanese’s native skill. Gentle Smile.
Damn those fancy pants new running zombie, they ruin zombie movie!
Hermione stopped and gazed into space.
And then they departed.
It was happening; She couldn't help thinking about The blond again. She tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be, no, - would not be- held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable nymphss they came creeping forward till they filled Her brain;
Lunas smile shined like silver, as impressive as a mansion, it filled the warehouse and Granger was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.
Lunas eyes were like venuss.If you rolled them they would go quite far.
(Almost as lovely as mine. lol!/AN)
Lunas legs were like a lamppost. Straight and tight.
Lunas chest was like a Goons. Powerful and impossible to ignore.
How could Granger not be helpless in the face of that?.
The brunette snapped out of it. But the thoughts of Luna Lovegood would be back. Would She be able to resist next time?
Granger gazed at Luna.
It was impossible to resist this time. Like a nissan leaf Hermione was pulled towards The grey-eyed girl. It was a like melee in a war. It was a like a bow and arrow piercing through Her heart. It was a like magnets.
There was No resisting. No mercy. No longer anything else mattered.
The quirky blonde looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. She had known all along.
Of course. How could The brunette have been so stupid? Those long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners.
It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more and Lovegood had known all along.
"I knew" Looney Lovegood said.
"oh" Granger said, realizing all this for the first time.
But there was more...Looney Lovegood wasn't pulling away. She was pushing tighter. Holding Granger like a wild armadillo.
At some point their clothes came off.
They got ripped in the process of the pashioning
She didn't care. This is what She had needed for so long. too long. Solar Day. maybe more.
But this was now now.
Hermione Granger and Lovegood together at last!
They canoddled like lovers .
Afterwards they looked at eachother as if for the first time and had a cigarette.
But they knew they must leave.
They didn't want anyone to see.
Their forbidden love must remain hidden for now. Perhaps forever.
The brunette took one last look at The quirky blonde.
"Goodbye my snuggly one"
"Love you too, my one and only The witch"
Not Yukkuri Oniisan honest opinion… but I prefer dumb zombie though…
With beers in one hand, the three people finished off the lump of steak. The steak was certainly something from a famous store, very delicious. Delicious, but as one would expect, the amount was too much. One order of steak was one pound, the menu didn’t mention this just for show. While Sakura was thinking that she should take a lighter breakfast tomorrow, both of the guys continued chatting.
Even though, there are zombies loitering around…
『Then, Louis. Have you seen that video? What do you think?』(George)
The videos is about school zombie shooting.
『That’s right George! What’s with that video! I have read the article that Sakura translated, but that thing is amazing! Why didn’t you tell me about this sooner! Then I can throw out that boring job and concentrate on this! What do I think? Amazing! Fucking Amazing! Ups, pardon my French. Is that CG? That’s not CG! If that is CG, then I will immediately quit from my studio and ask to be taught by this guy! Special effects? I don’t really know it very well, but it might be impossible. There are scenes where blood gushed out, right? There was also no editing there. It is possible if it was combined special effects like a snuff film for that scene, but for the magic scene, it is impossible.』(Louis)
After all, zombie don’t actually bleed… They supposedly dead after all…
Louis spoke out, showering them with so many questions that Sakura felt overwhelmed. George grasped the main point of his friend’s speech, and, with a cool expression, he naturally eluded those vigorous questions. Perhaps it was because they had been associates ever since middle school, so he was already accustomed to it.
The good old zombie hunting day
『As expected…… Then, you don’t know the location of where the video was taken?』(George)
That might be a safe place without zombies
『Haven’t I said it, George! That video is not edited at all! In other words, the things in that video are all real, so that is not some composite edited video taken from anywhere in this world. But it is not something that was fully made in CG. A reality! Well, there are possibilities that there are islands or unexplored regions where those creatures and magic exist. If that’s true, then I will immediately ask for a holiday! You also want to go together, right George? Before that, we need to visit a gun shop!』(Louis)
American love gunshops you know! raise the Second Amendment! *bang*bang*
One day Harry was doing Quidditch...
Although, deeply, somewhere... Harry felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards the witch. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Ron was the gryffindor's life partner now. Although... maybe... when Hermione finally came free, Harry might be able to convince Ron Weasley to explore more kinks with the both of them....
Harry was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!
The seeker danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.
Oh, how excited Harry was! Today, he would finally be married to Ron! (A/N Oh yeah, the bespacled boy is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)
Of course for this day, the green eyed boy had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Hermione cuz she's a bitch).
Ron Weasley himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.
Harry Potter was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Ron thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.
But of course, most importantly of all: Harry Potter couldn't wait until the actual night. See. The seeker had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Harry felt there had to be at least one thing the ginger should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited the gryffindor was to finally share that final bit with Weasley!
The day was coming along nice. Harry received lots of compliments for his dress. The freckled boy looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Harry loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.
And those hands, the chosen one looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to the Brunet while he did so. Ron's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Potter's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Harry's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on the chosen one's chest.
There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Harry Potter and the freckled boy. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.
Or so it should be. Because when Harry stood there at the altar about to give his word to Ron. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!
And from the smoke arised no one else but Hermione!
"Stop! You are making a mistake!" the witch said. "I should be with Ron!!"
“Wait! Aren’t you just cuddled with Luna just now?”
“Yuri didn’t count Harry.”
“What the fuck?”
~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!
The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Troll came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Snape, who had been the priest, too!).
"I knew something was up," the bushy haired girl said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."
She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at Harry.
The bespacled boy opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.
The smartest witch of her year laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Voldemort but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to he-who-must-not-be-named(voldemort) and I defeated him and took his invitation.
Harry Potter knew that Hermione could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Hermione Granger turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting the evil man together. But Harry didn't know that Hermione could have defeated Tom Riddle...as long as she had enough motivation!
HAHAHAHAAHA, the brunette laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The space ninjas took the Slytherin and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Ron.
The witch walked over to Ron and took his hand. "Now, the angry man, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, the Brunet try to stop me....I will ressurrect Voldemort!"
Potter felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Harry thought. Give up the love of the chosen one's life or save the world from he-who-must-not-be-named. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture the bespacled boy!
But long Harry didn't have to be in agony. Because Harry had a plan!
~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~
"Uuuurgh," the chosen one said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."
"What?!" said Hermione in utter disbelieve.
"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Ron just to make you jealous."
And then, then Harry thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.
"Because really, said Harry, I love you."
Hermione stood there baffled. All the knights looked at her unsure what to do now.
"Y... you mean that?" said Hermione.
"Of course not!" said Ron and in that unguarded moment he knocked Hermione unconscious.
"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Ron yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.
All the other guests laughed as well.
As did the chosen one.
And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Hermione, the wedding continued.
And as the bespacled boy predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Ron too had a secret, he whispered at the Brunet, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Harry thought and it became a really really nice night.
Sakura barely could understand Louis’ rapid paced English, but she was dejected and crestfallen. For Sakura, she believed in Yuuji’s current state. Even so, she still wished for a sliver of hope of the possibility that this was actually somewhere in this world. The possibilities since there are still unexplored regions in this world.
And regions free from zombies.
『If Louis said so, then that video is really not an edited video?......』(George)
After all it is very easy to Shop a zombie inside a image
George was just like George, he finally accepted it as a reality. Yes, George’s friend, Louis, was a CG Creator. He was a pro at his trade. That’s why after he received permission from Sakura, he showed the video to Louis.
Too bad, then Los Angeles is swarmed by zombies from across the border.
『Then George, Sakura…… Is the video everything? Do you know a way to go to that place? Do we need an old-looking wardrobe or a mysterious book? Then……』(Louis)
No, you need a more dakka, Louis. Stock M-16 before US Governent collapse!
Suddenly, Louis lowered his voice and showed a serious look at both of them before speaking.
As if to reply, George and Sakura bent forward.
Anyway, guns rule! Say Guns Advocate
『Then, are there any zombies?』(Louis)
Sakura want to yell, For Kyuubi sake, look outside Naruto! It is swarming by zombies!
George’s friend was really George’s friend.
Wrong Sakura, Edo Tensei is not zombie! Just read the manga!
Sakura casted a disappointed look. Then she looked at her smartphone that vibrated to signal an incoming call,
It’s an incoming call from Common-sense–san.
『Ah, sorry, it’s a call from Japan. I will leave for a while!』(Sakura)
Alright an excuse to left the table! That’s why folks buy phone with fake call function.
After saying this, Sakura left her seat and walked towards the shop’s entrance to take the call.
She was surely not making an excuse with her phone to escape the talks about zombies after this. Surely.
After all there are many zombies outside…
“Zombie this, zombie that, recently although it was about zombies, but in the end the fight against fellow humans is the main story, right? I really don’t understand this”, muttered Sakura.
Same me too… What am I typing this for….
It seems that she was already prejudiced about this.
Okay… one more dumb sentence to type…
「Ah, hello Emi. Um, I’m okay. What happened?」(Sakura)
Uhm… You are a zombie Sakura. *gasp*A Shyamalan Twist*
Typical American? Went to the gun store before tackling the another world?
Interlude will still continue before Chapter 6 begins.
Your cortège is prepared: no delay to the sad prayers:
dread sacrifice, relinquish your throat to my knives.
Let earth deny its fruits to you, the rivers their waves,
let the winds and the breezes deny you their breath.
Let there be no heat to the sun, for you, no light for you
from the moon, let all the bright stars forsake your eyes.
Nor let fire or air offer themselves to you,
nor earth or ocean grant you a way.
Exiled, wander helpless, across the alien thresholds,
seek out scant nourishment with a trembling mouth.
Body never free of ills, mind of grievous sickness,
night be worse than day for you, and day than night.
May you be always pitiable, and yet let no one pity:
let men and women take delight in your adversity.
Let hatred for your tears be on you, be so fit to stink,
that when you might have known the worst of ills,
you’ll suffer more. And be, what’s rare, devoid
of common charity, a face offensive to your own fate.
And let no reason fail, of the many, for your dying:
yet life be forced to shun the death you long for:
and your spirit struggle long to leave your tortured
body, and interminable delay torment it first.
Let this come to pass. Just now, himself, Apollo gave me
an omen of the future, a bird flew from the mournful left.
I’ll consider the gods influenced by what I vow, and I’ll
always be nourished, traitor, by expectation of your death.
And first let that day, that comes too slow for me,
take away this life, often sought to excess by you,
that this grief might have the power to vanish in a moment,
and heal my hateful hours, and these hated days of mine.
Ibis:135-162 The Litany of Maledictions: Vengeance From The Grave
While Thracians fight with bows, Iazyges with spears,
while the Ganges runs warm, and Danube cold:
while mountains produce oaks, and plains soft grass,
while the Tuscan Tiber flows with its clear waters,
I’ll wage war on you: death will not end my anger, rather
among the shades it will set a cruel weapon in my hands.
Then, too, when I shall be dissolved in empty air,
my bloodless ghost will still revile all your ways,
then, too, my remembering shadow will pursue
remedy for your deeds, and my bony form your face.
Whether, as I’d not wish, I’m exhausted by long years,
whether I’m dissolved in death by my own hand:
whether I’m lost, shipwrecked by mighty waves,
while the foreign fishes feed on my entrails:
whether wandering birds pick at my limbs:
whether wolves stain their jaws with my blood:
whether any will deign to place me in the earth,
or give my corpse in vain to the common pyre:
wherever I may be, I’ll strive to break from Styx’s shores,
and, in vengeance, stretch an icy hand to where you are.
You’ll see me watching, in the shades of silent nights,
appearing as a vision, I’ll drive away your sleep.
Whatever you do, I’ll flit before your lips and eyes,
and moan so there can be no peace in your house.
Cruel whips, and twining snakes, will hiss, and funeral
torches, forever smoke before your guilty face.
Living, you’ll be haunted by the furies, dead as well,
and the shorter then will be your punishment in life.
 Hahaha, touché. Sakura.
(E/N: The wardrobe is a reference to the Christian fantasy series “The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe”. The magic book trope is more widespread, so I don’t know if it’s referencing a specific series. Also, was the steakhouse they went to something like this? http://peterluger.com/butcher-shop.html/) The book I think is from Neverending Story.