Takarakuji de 40 Oku Atattanda kedo Isekai ni Ijuusuru. Chapter 50

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Chapter 50: Love and Strength

It had been about 9 hours since Kazura’s entourage departure from Isteria.

Under the moonlight illumination, Valin, Valetta, and the villagers stood at Grisea Village’s entrance to receive Kazura’s arrival.

Behind Kazura who was being welcomed by the villagers, the escort soldiers and their servants were unloading tents and luggage from the large carriage and began to make camp.

Maybe because Isaac and Havel had taken Kazura’s situation into their consideration, currently they abstain themselves from Kazura’s side and were preparing the camp together with the soldiers.

「So, everyone is safe…… Thank goodness……」(Kazura)

Upon seeing the lively appearance of the villagers, Kazura finally could sigh in relief.

Although he had heard from the escort soldiers that not a single villager had been injured, he couldn’t be relieved until he personally saw the villagers with his own eyes.

「Even though that we were actually afraid when the bandits suddenly attacked, thanks to the strength that Kazura-san had granted to us, we were able to turn the table on them. Nevertheless, even though the village has never been attacked by bandits before, it was our carelessness for not having any lookouts. But we had thought about several measures so that something like that won’t occur anymore.」(Valin)

「I see, that’s why when I arrived at the village, everyone had been waiting in the entrance.」(Kazura)

After hearing Valin’s words, Kazura finally understood.

When Kazura’s entourage reached the village, despite it was the time where everyone should be asleep, the villagers already gathered in a large crowd in front of the village. Perhaps, the people who are on the lookout at the entrance had detected the entourage and then went to wake up the sleeping villagers.

「Yes, for the moment we decided to keep watching the village’s surrounding. In addition, Valetta also had thought many things.」(Valin)

「Valetta-san did?」(Kazura)

Kazura shifted his eyes to Valetta who then nodded while smiling.

「Yes. However before we begin the construction, we want to hear Kazura-san’s opinion…… Ano, can we discuss this in the residence, right now?」(Valetta)

「Construction?…… I understand. I need to retrieve my luggage, so please wait for a moment.」(Kazura)

Kazura was a bit confused when he heard the word “construction”, but he quickly agreed to Valetta’s suggestion and headed towards the carriage to retrieve his travel bag and carry case.

When Kazura returned, Marie, who was standing by in front of the carriage, was taking out the travel bag from the carriage, which she then handed over to Kazura.

There was still the carry case remained inside the carriage, but the carry case, that had been crammed with stuff to its limit, was too heavy for Marie. She seemed troubled as she couldn’t move it well.

「It is heavy so you can just leave it. I will carry it myself.」(Kazura)

「F-forgive me to trouble you……」(Marie)

Kazura took Marie who was breathing heavily down from the carriage, before boarding it and took out the carry case.

「Please inform Isaac-san and Havel-san that I will be staying at Valin-san’s residence tonight.」(Kazura)

「Certainly, Kazura-sama.」(Marie)

After speaking with Marie, with luggage in his hand, Kazura entered the village together with the villagers.

「Marie.」(Havel)

Marie who was seeing Kazura off, turned her head towards the one who called her and then she broke out a small smile.

「Havel-sama, Kazura-sama ask me to inform you that he will spend the night at Valin-sama’s residence.」(Marie)

「I see. Seems like it.」(Havel)

Havel shifted his sight at Kazura who entered the village while being surrounded by the villagers.

The expressions of the villagers around Kazura were bright and Kazura’s expression who was being surrounded by the villagers was also delighted for some reason.

「……Kazura-sama is a mysterious person.」(Marie)

「Hm?」(Havel)

Havel turned towards Marie who was following Kazura entering the village with her eyes.

Her sight was gentle, that it can be inferred that she had a good impression about Kazura.

「Along the way, he was willing to converse with someone like me and kindly interacted with me as if there are no difference in social standing between us. Furthermore, he even shared a drug to me who had become motion sick……」(Marie)

「……Ah, that person is a really a nice person. Someone who are really kind.」(Havel)

Havel returned his sight back towards Kazura and replied in a low voice.

His expression was of someone who was feeling relieved for some reason.

Although it was him who schemed to have Marie and Kazura to board the carriage together, surely he was curious about the state inside the carriage.

「Yes…… But, how mysterious. Although at first I was very much afraid of him and was always nervous, but after talking with him, I am really relieved for some reason…… Somehow, it was as if talking with mother.」(Marie)

「……」(Havel)

「……Ah! I-I am deeply sorry! I-I… for thinking something like that!」(Marie)

Marie was surprised by her own remark and then hurriedly apologized to Havel.

However, Havel didn’t look at the apologetic Marie but cast his sight at the ground.

「It’s alright…… But, sorry. It’s because my own power is still not enough…… Someday, I will surely find her.」(Havel)

Havel murmured with a downhearted expression.

Marie looked at the downhearted Havel with sadness in her eyes.

「……Yes.」(Marie)

She made a small nod.

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On the other hand, Kazura had returned to Valin’s residence with Valetta and others, and now he was in front of the hearth at the living room where Valetta showed him the rough sketch of the map of Grisea Village and the surrounding area that she drew over the notebook.

The rough sketch was marked with a red pen at several places with Japanese word 『Palisade』and 『Watchtower』.

As for the present situation, only Valetta and Kazura was in the living room, as Valin left the residence for some kind of business.

「In this way, the whole village will be walled by wooden palings, then we will dig a moat surrounding the wall. In addition, we will construct watchtower at the four corner, and a drawbridge at the village entrance.」(Valetta)

「……Completely like constructing a fortress. With this, there is no need to be worried about bandit attacks…… However, won’t the moat disturb the aqueducts function?」(Kazura)

「Umm, I had thought that we can construct a bridge span for the aqueduct at some part of the moat or construct underground aqueduct passage and brought the water into the village using siphon principle. However, in case of underground aqueduct then we need to use stones and mortars…… I wonder if we could obtain enough lime for the mortar……」(Valetta)

「I see…… In that case, I can prepare the lime. Since I can procure as many as we need, please use it as much as you like.」(Kazura)

Valetta was worried about the lack of the materials, but Kazura immediately come forward with materials supply.

A few days ago, after negotiating with Nelson’s side in Isteria, Kazura had secured their promise to not interfere with whatever Kazura will do in Grisea Village.

For that reason, as long as it is limited to Grisea Village, Kazura didn’t need to pay attention anymore on the goods or technology that he brought.

Furthermore, since Valetta had known Kazura’s true identity and had learned various knowledge from a lot of books, there was little need for him to worry about entrusting those goods and technology to her.

By the way, 『Siphon Principle』 was a phenomenon where water flowed from a higher position to lower position over an elevated position through a tube or closed channel.

In this case, there is a limitation in that the destination of the siphon must be lower than the water source.

When Kazura studied with Valetta before, they learned this principle although only at a shallow degree.

「A-as much as we like?」(Valetta)

「Yes, use it as much as you like. Since it will be easy to acquire lime in Japan, so I can bring over any amount as needed.」(Kazura)

Actually, if Kazura returns to Japan and goes to the HomeCenter, he could obtain lime in any amount.

Even if the lime were used as the mortar, if it only at an amount that a single village could use, then supplying it would be a simple task.

「……I understand. Then, since we will do that, then why don’t we improve the water channels inside the village and change every channel into one made from stone and mortar. We will be using a section of the moat for the siphon principle experiment and the underground aqueducts passage. If these failed then we will construct aqueduct bridge span. After the aqueduct in the village had been upgraded, next, we will improve the aqueduct outside the village and the river’s water channel. Perhaps after increasing the size of the village furnace, we can produce hand pump. After that……」(Valetta)

While looking at the rough sketch of the village that was drawn on the notebook, Valetta wrote a note one after another using a ballpoint pen.

It seemed that Valetta used the knowledge she acquired from learning with Kazura and was eager to apply it to improve the safety and the living quality of the village.

「Eh? Hand pump? Can it be made in the village?」(Kazura)

「Yes, since the pump structure is simple, we can make it from bronze…… Ano, maybe it’s better to not use the knowledge that Kazura-san had taught me in the village?」(Valetta)

The hand pump that Valetta mentioned was a manual operating pump that draws water from a well by pushing the lever repeatedly.

In Japan, it’s something that can sometimes be seen in the rice field at the rural area.

「Hmm…… Nelson-san’s side said that they won’t be meddling in the affairs of the village, so I think we don’t need to worry about it. Furthermore, I also will teach the knowledge of how to produce hand pump to Nelson-san’s side before long, so this won’t be a problem in the long run.」(Kazura)

Valetta, who was asking with anxiousness, smiled in relief after hearing Kazura’s reply.

She might be worried about whether she can put the knowledge she acquired from Kazura into practice and the afterward influence on the surroundings.

「Thank goodness…… Ano, actually there is a thing that I want to try to make. Since we will be careful so that it wouldn’t be seen by any outsiders, will you permit it?」(Valetta)

「I don’t really mind, but what are you trying to make?」(Kazura)

「……Steam engine.」(Valetta)

「Wha-!?」(Kazura)

Because of Valetta’s unexpected answer, Kazura spontaneously let out a shout.

Although after this he would introduce waterwheel powered water pumping technology, but if he suddenly made something that can cause an energy revolution such as steam engine, no matter how much they promised not to interfere in Grisea Village, it would be inevitable to develop into a dangerous situation.

Even the waterwheel was something that can cause the rapid advancement of industrial technology for this world.

Introduction of a steam engine was something too extreme.

Just when the flustered Kazura was going to open his mouth to warn Valetta, she showed an impish smile.

「Fufu, it’s just a joke. Although it will be interesting to try to make it for an experiment. For the time being, what I want to make is waterwheel powered machine tools. Which one should we make first, sawmill or gristmill?」(Valetta)

「I-is that so? Please don’t hesitate to inform me about the needed materials or tools. I will prepare them in any amount necessary.」(Kazura)

Kazura was relieved after hearing that it was just a joke and came forward with his offer to supply the materials needed.

「……Thank you very much. But, I think we will try to make the parts ourselves as much as possible. Since in this way, we can learn something about it.」(Valetta)

However, Valetta gently refused Kazura’s offer, then she dropped her eyes towards the notebook with a hint of loneliness in her eyes.

「(……Huh? Did I said something strange?)」(Kazura)

Kazura tried to open his mouth to said something to Valetta whose expression suddenly became gloomy

However, he stopped when accidentally catch sight of it.

He didn’t notice it until now because of the dark, but at several places on the floor of the living room, there were blackish stains.

「This is……」(Kazura)

Kazura stood out while saying those words, and looked around the surrounding floors and walls.

Then, he observed a section of the floor where there was a large dark stain spread out and kneeled near it.

「……This is, bloodstain?」(Kazura)

「Ah, I’m sorry. It seems to deeply stain and it won’t disappear even after washing. Before long we will change it with a new floorboard.」(Valetta)

「No, that isn’t my point…… Umm, if there is a bloodstain here then that means there is a battle with the bandits here?」(Kazura)

Kazura sensed a tinge of uncomfortable in Valetta’s smooth reply, nevertheless, he asked the rhetorical question that he already knew what the answer was.

There was a bloodstain in this place.

It was obvious there was a battle in this place.

However, from the story that he had heard from the escort soldier before he departed was that when the bandits attacked, Valin escaped from the residence, awakened the villagers, and then counterattack the bandits as a group.

If there was bloodstain in this place, then when he escaped the residence, there might be a small skirmish happened.

「Yes. That night, a group of bandits intrudes inside the house…… But, Father swiftly beat them all.」(Valetta)

「……Eh? Everyone? Valin defeated all the bandits by himself!?」(Kazura)

「Yes, there are five people inside the house…… Ah, I defeated one of them, so Father only defeated four of them. Afterward, Father pursued the rest of the bandits, and I heard that he and the other villagers defeated the rest of the bandits in the forest outside the village.」(Valetta)

「Va-Valetta-san is also fighting the bandits? ……」(Kazura)

Although Kazura was surprised by Valetta’s story, he could see how it happened in his mind.

Since some time ago, the villagers that ate the food he brought had exhibited herculean strength.

However, it was unexpected that they were so strong that two people can overwhelm a group of armed bandits. Even so, all is well in the end.

「Etto…… I was more or less frightened so I can’t fight well…… b-but, Father is amazing! Even when the bandits attacked with swords he repelled it, and then countered and cut off the bandits in one attack!」(Valetta)

Valetta began to make exaggerated gesture while telling Valin’s battle.

「Whoa, Valin is that strong?...... But, I believe it was scary to be suddenly attacked in the night…… The bandit attack this time was my fault. If I didn’t leave the village, then this will……」(Kazura)

Kazura hung his head down and apologized with a downcast expression.

No matter how wonderfully strong Valin-san in routing the bandits, Valetta must be frightened by the attack.

Furthermore, Valetta said that she battled one of the bandits herself.

When the bandits pointed their blade at her, she must have received a shock.

「No, it’s not!」(Valetta)

Valetta’s scream made Kazura raised his head. Valetta was directly looking at Kazura with tears in her eyes.

「Kazura-san didn’t do anything wrong! …… I, all…… I……」(Valetta)

「Eh!? Wait……!?」(Kazura)

Valetta suddenly cried. Kazura didn’t understand the reason of it, so he just nervously placed his hand at Valetta’s back.

Although he tried to remember if he had said something that offense Valetta, but except for apologizing for his fault for the bandit attack, he couldn’t think of anything else.

「(What with this situation!? What should I do!?)」(Kazura)

Kazura didn’t know what the best word to say and just patted Valetta’s back while waiting until she stopped crying.

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Valin, who was going full circle around the village, returned to the residence, but he stopped moving when he put the hand at the door, after looking at Kazura and Valetta.

「……Tonight, I should sleep in the barn, right?」(Valin)

He let out a lonely remark, and while sighing, he headed towards the barn.

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Kazura Shino had always loved pleasant Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was a kind, smart, herbtea drinker with beautiful lips and handsome arms. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was.

Kazura walked over to the window and reflected on his pristine surroundings. The cloud teased like walking Rata.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was an overthinking precious one with flawless lips and smooth arms.

Kazura gulped. He was not prepared for Valetta.

As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.

Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 dilligent bloody bird. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."

Kazura looked back, even more sunny and still fingering the lovely flower. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.

They looked at each other with longing feelings, like two faffdorking, frail fish talking at a very proud welcoming, which had ballad music playing in the background and two restive uncles hiding to the beat.

Kazura regarded Valetta's flawless lips and smooth arms. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kazura with a delighted grin.

Valetta looked heartwarming, her emotions blushing like a wasteful, wide-eyed wood.

Then Valetta came inside for a nice drink of herbtea.

Kazura Shino was thinking about Valetta Grisea again. Valetta was a proud friend with beautiful ankles and brunette spots.

Kazura walked over to the window and reflected on his pristine surroundings. He had always hated pleasant Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel lonely.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a proud figure of Valetta Grisea.

Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a ruthless, gracious, herbtea drinker with dirty ankles and short spots. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.

But not even a ruthless person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.

The wind blew like talking kittens, making Kazura fuzzy. Kazura grabbed a crumpled blade that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.

Valetta glared with all the wrath of 8114 special panicky puppies. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want true love."

Kazura looked back, even more fuzzy and still fingering the crumpled blade. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.

They looked at each other with cross feelings, like two loopy, lonely lizards bouncing at a very snotty accident, which had ballad music playing in the background and two remarkable uncles laughing to the beat.

Kazura regarded Valetta's beautiful ankles and brunette spots. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kazura with a delighted grin.

Valetta looked sleepy, her emotions blushing like a klutzy, kind knife.

Then Valetta came inside for a nice drink of herbtea.

Kazura Shino looked at the tattered guillotine in his hands and felt sad.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his picturesque surroundings. He had always hated magical Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was an energetic dolphin with fluffy hands and grubby ankles.

Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a down to earth, grateful, herbtea drinker with slimy hands and charming ankles. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.

But not even a down to earth person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.

The moon shone like hopping giraffes, making Kazura anxious.

As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.

Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 patient bloody blue bottles. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."

Kazura looked back, even more anxious and still fingering the tattered guillotine. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.

They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two faffdorking, frail frogs running at a very forgetful birthday party, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two optimistic uncles partying to the beat.

Kazura studied Valetta's fluffy hands and grubby ankles. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Kazura in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Valetta."

Valetta looked sleepy, her emotions raw like a klutzy, kind kettle.

Kazura could actually hear Valetta's emotions shatter into 6784 pieces. Then the energetic dolphin hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of herbtea would calm Kazura's nerves tonight.

Kazura Shino looked at the bloody knife in his hands and felt afraid.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always hated deserted Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel afraid.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was a remarkable Jack the Ripper with slimy fingers and moist toenails.

Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a mean, adorable, herbtea drinker with pretty fingers and curvaceous toenails. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.

But not even a mean person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.

The drizzle rained like stabbing maggots, making Kazura unstable.

As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.

Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 forgetful panicky puppies. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."

Kazura looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the bloody knife. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.

They looked at each other with stable feelings, like two handsome, happy hamsters slashing at a very arrogant massacre, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles slicing to the beat.

Suddenly, Valetta lunged forward and tried to punch Kazura in the face. Quickly, Kazura grabbed the bloody knife and brought it down on Valetta's skull.

Valetta's slimy fingers trembled and her moist toenails wobbled. She looked relaxed, her emotions raw like a cooperative, clear chainsaw.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Valetta Grisea was dead.

Kazura Shino went back inside and made himself a nice drink of herbtea.

Nothing was darker than the stars, the old sage had told Aragorn.

And he also told the ranger that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Aragorn could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.

Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made the Heir of Isildur lay awake at nights. Of course  Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had asked what was up with the Heir of Isildur.

"Of course," Strider would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life"

Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly.

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Meanwhile, Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Ravens mind was wondered back to the past. The good old days....

It was Boromirs bat mitzvah party, which everyone was invited too.

The party was awesome as always, because Aragorn was hosting it.

Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was pretty drunk that day. She had already punched a bunch of people. The sorceror a few times.Because He is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies.

If Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened.

Only something about a mammals,a goat and a pair of scissors.

There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget.

Galadriel Finarfin.

Galadriel was wearing a Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).

It was one of the best costumes at the party.

Everyone had come as something or someone else.

No one could recognize anyone else because everyone had bits of their bodies covered;

LEGOLAS OF MIRKWOOD WAS DRESSed as UNSTOPABLE SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN.

UNSTOPABLE SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN WAS DRESSed as GALADRIEL.

THE LADY OF LOTHLORIEN WAS DRESSed as The longhaired man.

Aragorn was dressed as The tempter.

And Sauron was dressed as a crusifix.

Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had no idea which person The lady of Lothlorien was! At the top they were strangers. But they would become much more!

Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was instantly attracted to The blonde in Her costume. The way She moved. The way She talked.The way She flicked Her hair.

The lady of Lothlorien was doing a Karaoke number.

It was "summer nights". And She was awesome.

She sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Lady Finarfin.

Despite Her crushing shyness,and fear of people judging him,Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven got up and sang too.

When The lady of Lothlorien was singing summer nights it was like the words spoke to Her. Lady Finarfin seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.

They gazed into eachother eyes as Galadriel put Her soul into the last lyric.

Then silence.

Suddenly, Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was woken out of the flashback by current events!

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Arriving at the mysterious shack, Strider found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines.

"Be careful" said Legolas who as usually was cowardly squatting behind Aragorn. (notez: cuz lulz, the Elf is such a tool). Aragorn carefully manuvred into the shack and on his tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and the longhaired man could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Ring laid. Right there for his taking.

But Aragorn was clever. Strider knew it was a trap!(notez: so obvious lulz!)

So Aragorn said to Legolas, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."

And the Elf was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"( notez: he so gullablez lulz!)

Aragorn slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. Aragorn knew that if it was a trap, Legolas would be triggering it. And then the sorceror would get him, but not him. Aragorn knew Legolas wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that.

But forutnately when the archer grabbed the One Ring, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by security gaurd's!

They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).

They defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for them. they smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving Hero's blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, the ranger licked off the blade .

But now with the Ring in their hands, they could take Sauron straight on!

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Later on, frodo awoke sam at night.

He looks longingly at Sam

"What is it Mr Frodo sir?"

"I cant do it Sam."

"Cant do what Mr Frodo"

"The ring, it weighs too much (not literaly, metaphor), I cant carry it any more."

"I love you mr frodo sir, but not nesscerily in a gay way. just in a man love way."

"I know Sam. But it doesnt help."

"I wish it did, I wish my love for you could help mr frodo"

Suddenly, then, Gandalf appeared. He looked with amusement at the hobits.

"Maybe it can" he said as he cast a spell.

"What did Gandof  do mr frodo?"

"I cast a spell" said Gandalf.

"Now your love will help frodo carry the ring"

"I can feel it, the ring is lighter thanks to your love now"

"Dont mention it mr frodo sir"

And he didnt ever again, but deep down he new Sams gift of  love was saving him from the rings evil.

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The next time they saw eachother Galadriel winked at Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven, remembering what happened at the party.Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven blushed.

Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven didn't care.

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Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.

"Hi" Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, meekly.

"Hay" Galadriel Finarfin said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.

"Do you want too..."

"maybe.."

"ok then."

So they walked to the cloakroom.

It wasn't long before their lips were together. Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven couldn't remember who made the first move.

She did remember the taste though. The taste of The female Elf.

Galadriel tasted like granny smith apple on a summer noon.

Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.

What had they been eating? Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven tried to work out it. It took much tung work.

After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, The blonde guessed what Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was doing.

"I had nectarine for lunch."

"oh"

"you dont have to stop though"

"oh. Good!" Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, with great relief.

They finally drew away after what seemed a whole september but was only mere minutes.

The taste of Lady Finarfin's lips  still lingered in Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.

Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, The lady of Lothlorien snuggling against Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven's neck as he snuggled upto Galadriel's torso.

(lots of hugging happened after this).

. They had a lot of..."fun".

"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.

"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said The female Elf blushing in the way they always did.

"Tomorrow?"

"Yes" said Galadriel Finarfin.

"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they never told their friends.

---

 They saw their enemy in the distance,and they soon stood next to him

 "So you have come"

 "My sister is the most amazing girl in the city." said Legolas.

 "Yes, but she is dangeriouser than some sticks." replied Sauron.

 "My daughter is the least sexy german in the world. " said Legolas of Mirkwood .

 "No, you see she is sharper than some pencilcases." declared Sauron.

 "You know, I think my sister would be better borringer dont you think?" said Boromir.

 "No, but she is dumber than some teddy Bears." screamed Sauron.

 "I know my dress is very soft." said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.

 With him distracted with that our hero stabbed him dead.

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