Translator Corner
This is Yuukuri demasu!
Sorry for the lack of the chapters yesterday. I still translating Mira’s Side Story 1 and Kazura’s Chapter 21... So in
the mean time let’s just read another Hiki-NEET story...
I still store several chapters of it... I'll post it if I don't have anything to post....
That’s just reminds me. The narrator narrates the story like a BBC
documentary.... a herbivore in his natural habitat.
Translator:
Yukkuri Oniisan
Editor:
Slightly
Chapter 1: Yuuji A “Hiki-NEET” Evolves into
“Loner NEET”
Part 3: Yuuji, Checking the
Lifeline
*3rd POV, past tense*
Surprised by the strange bird that made a flyby, one person and one
animal, who had given up on going out, were relaxing on the sofa in the living
room. By the way, since it was located on the suburb, the living room size on
the house was about 20 tatami, a considerably wide room.
However, the sofa was a black-leather covered type. Although it can be said
as an antique, it's more likely to be described with a these words: a lame sofa. However, it can’t be helped. Out in this countryside, there is no IKEA.
Houjou family house had a living room,
dining room, kitchen, washitsu[1],
toilet and bathroom on the first floor, while the second floor had three
bedroom with toilet and showers. It was a 4LDK, build 20 years ago, ordinary
single house.
The house's yard had a roofed garage that can support two cars and prefab
storage, there's also Kotarou’s dog house. By the way, since it was damaged in
his parents’ traffic accident, one of the cars was out of service. The one car
remaining was the light car[2] that his mother had usually used.
「Now then, although I don’t
know why the surrounding turned into a forest, for now let’s check the food.」
Yuuji was speaking to himself. As usual, his voice was loud, so it seemed
he had regained his composure.
「The refrigerator...... contains little raw food, the others are seasonings and beverages, huh? The
freezer........... Oh, there’s quite a lot. The cupboard....... Oh, there a lot
of cup ramen and wheat flour. Oh yeah, that reminds me, there are emergency
rations on the floor storage...... Okay! The emergency rations are enough for 3 people for 3 months, so if it’s just me then it’s enough for 9
months! Although it will be boring, I can survive on it.」
Yuuji was speaking to himself. "Are you talking to me?" Kotarou rushed to
him. Although Yuuji had regained his
composure, he didn’t confirm the fundamental point in the first place.
「What’s wrong Kotarou? Why you
came to here? Is it meal? Are you thirsty? Hm, if this okay for you?」
He turned the faucet and collect the water on a bowl for the soup, and put
it on Kotarou's feet. She drunk the water while splashing it around.
「Hm? Oh? The water, comes out.
The hot water... does not. Gas stove can be ignited. Oh yeah, I can use
electricity in the first place. So the electricity is alive, right?」
Seems like it, he had confirmed the lifeline. In summary, Yuuji had checked
the electricity, gas, and water usability.
The surroundings had changed into a forest, Houjou family house was now
located in the middle of it, a strange bird had flown in the air. He now
understood the ambiguous reality.
「Electricity, Gas, Water is OK.
The last is telecommunication huh? The telephone.... is connected. But I don’t
remember any numbers that I could call to. Since, I am Hikkikomori. What about
internet? If it's connected, that'll be comforting.」
Yujii went to his room on the second floor. As if it was a antural things
to do, Kotarou followed him and climbed the stairs.
「All right! Internet is LIVE!
With this, victory is mine!!」
By the way, what he had won was unidentified.[3]
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[1] Japanese style-room (usually covered with tatami)
[2] Kei Car. A small than usual car popular in land
limited Japan, also popular in European small road (and also in Indonesia,
since it more fuel efficient). Strangely not that popular in USA although it
more fuel efficient, maybe because the “BIGGER IS BETTER” jargon had been
brainwashed into the majority of adults by the declining native automobile
industry, although it drink gasoline like a college boy drink beer on a frat
party.
[3] I think it’s a pun: Fumeidearu can mean: something
unknown and ignorance. So it can also mean what he had won was ignorance. Poor
guy.
As long as there is internet, there will always be hope.
ReplyDeleteInternet in the other world!
ReplyDeleteWin!
Thanks for the update!
Yeah, internet is one of the essentials for survival in strange lands.
ReplyDeletewikihow will tell you how to forage with its good art style!
DeleteWhoa! Kei cars never really hit it off in America because America is so big, kei cars are designed for Japan where the average speed is about 30 mph or so, not the car for people who need to drive 50 miles a day to commute to work at an average speed of 70 mph.
ReplyDeleteAlso influenced by americans having an larger average size (height and width) than japanese or indonesian. Although europeans of certain areas are about the same size, not sure how they handle the small space. It'd make me feel sort of claustrophobic.
DeleteJust because he's Hikki Neet doesnt mean he shouldnt have relations with people faraway~
ReplyDeleteAnyway, the mysteries deepen~
With the internet you will be able to find the answer. Also, he should definitely start a blog of his adventures!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for all your hard work!!!!
As long as there is sufficient water, electricity, and internet, I wouldn't care even if it was another world. I shall thrive and prosper.
ReplyDeletei would rally like to know, if the mailbox is still working xD If he has internet, water, gas and electricity, if he orders something over the internet, will his mail also be transfered into the other world? i mean, if he makes money over the internet he could order food with it or sth like that
ReplyDeleteorder and pay groceries online and get them send to another world xD
DeleteHahahaha "what he won was unidentified" man it should had been a bigger house his parents left him. It would had been a OP house
ReplyDeletehow to wiki-sensei
ReplyDeletei have a question. how did he live for 10 years withough leaving house. You cant eat a computer.
ReplyDeleteand i know that there are stuff we should not pay attention to. but still i think the author should at least find a reason or the whole story makes no sense
DeleteUmm... His parent were still alive at that time...
DeleteThey can, you know... Feed him...
thanks for the hard-work!!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to his little sister?
ReplyDelete[2] Kei Car. A small than usual car popular in land limited Japan, also popular in European small road (and also in Indonesia, since it more fuel efficient). Strangely not that popular in USA although it more fuel efficient, maybe because the “BIGGER IS BETTER” jargon had been brainwashed into the majority of adults by the declining native automobile industry, although it drink gasoline like a college boy drink beer on a frat party.
ReplyDeleteNo, not really. It's unpopular for its massive negative parts like usually being very loud, having no horsepower whatsoever which can be dangerous in various ways and also hinder traffic, they're also annoying to drive, but one of the most major parts is that they're EXTREMELY dangerous to drive in case of stuff like crashes. If you get hit or run into something when driving one of those, you can expect the car to look like a soda can that you've stomped on because the materials are made to be light. You'd be lucky to get out without becoming a mangled corpse.
The only thing these toys have got going for them is that they don't take much space and are more fuel effective due to the lacking materials used in it. Oh, and they accelerate really slowly, but Japan is quite a small place so there's usually no need to accelerate quickly onto highways and stuff and since everyone else accelerates slowly too, it doesn't seem like that much of a negative thing over there.
So... No, it's not because "bigger is better". It's because they're quite unsafe in traffic. Nowadays there are also way better options if you care for nature where you also get safety included.
Okay, so he has internet, phone lines, water, and gas/electricity... So why doesn't the hot water work? Out of all the stuff that can't work when you suddenly have your HOUSE TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER WORLD/DIMENSION, hot water seems to be low on the list of things to go first. I don't know how Japanese water heaters differ from American/Western ones, but I know that even if I lose power and the water gets cut off, there's still ~80 gallons (~302 liters) in the water heater tank that is still relatively warm and usable. So... WTF?
ReplyDeleteIf it's gas, My guess is that the pilot light went out in the transfer. There's a gas line spewing flammable gas somewhere.
DeleteHe has a car as well lol
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chapter.
ReplyDelete"“BIGGER IS BETTER” jargon had been brainwashed"
ReplyDeleteFudge your 1L I4 engine and fudge your 2 digits horsepower.
Laughs in 6.4L HEMI V8 in my 392 Charger